Re: WF Comedy Hour: Mystical & 'Samantha'
I need to come into Rants more often. I have no clue what Samantha or Mystical are but fuck this is hilarious.
Headliner, change your name to Sherlock Headliner
As long as there's a Triforce, there will be a Zelda;
as long as there's a prosperous kingdom, there will be an evil bent on destroying it;
and as long as there's an oppressive force threatening Hyrule, there will be a boy...
in a green tunic, silver shield, and magic blade to stand against it.