Anark

CMWit first, RevolverSnake second, and then like Hades following the Four horseman, there comes Bully.

There is only one reason why you are currently able to enjoy Rants, and that's because I have agreed that Bully should be allowed to attempt his re-education program. I have backed away from the chumps for that one reason only. But it's hanging on a thread, and it's the likes of you that are yanking on that thread.

Do you really think the jobbers will run to save you from me? Barely any of you survived the Summer of Anark. Do you really want a winter?

I. Do. Not.

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Catalanotto

DS is awesome, fuck off.

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Anark

No, I will not fuck off. I expect at least three paragraphs of absolute nonsense from him or he's just not trying.

The guy thinks a tsunami of text is how you win an internet war. No. Wit and outwitting is how you win.

So, come on, DS, embarrass me, show me up, put me to the kerb. End the streak.

And please, try and do it in less than 500 words.

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Catalanotto

I would rather have DualShock's funny, retarded posts than some asshole who carries on this 'summer of Anark' bullshit.

The only reason it was your summer was because everyone else was outside enjoying the weather instead of sitting indoors owning idiot jobbers. You had 0 competition.

Get over yourself, that shit is lamer than anything I have ever done.

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Looks like we've got ourselves a matchup here.

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Anark

The Summer of Anark happened because nobody else stepped up. I didn’t invent it, it was invented by better members than me or you. So many fucking chumps whinge and whine about how shite Rants is but none of them step the fuck up. I stepped the fuck up.

And a Saviour was born. If you have a problem with that, speak to Jupes.

Too many times I see twats and chumps posting shite like ‘0/10’ or ‘shit rant’ or they don’t even bother commenting on the actual rant subject, they just activate ‘complain like an old woman mode’ and post some shite that is even less worthy than the shit rant itself.

Don’t let the glory of your wonderful JTMartin/NoyK love story go to your head. It was glorious, but it didn’t save Rants from the autumn of bewilderment.

I am fully aware that the saviour thing is a joke. If you check my posts beyond Rants you will note that this is the truth.

But Rants needs something right now. It needs something to kick back against. I will provide that something. I will give you the oppressive cunt you need to rebel against. So come at me.

Come at me and I will save you.

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BULLY

Just woke up and what is this? Sounds like the ramblings of a drunken, crazy and slightly attention seeking cunt. How many people have you really owned on this site? I've done most of the owning here you've just for the most part feasted on the leftovers.

How many rants have been made about you? Have you broken someone's spirit that much that they've left the forum? That they want to fight you outside of here? That they make a youtube video calling you out?

Make no mistake about it I've been the real star here these past few months, you've just been a supporting act at best.

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CamillePunk

This is my first time seeing the phrase "Summer of Anark".

Sounds like something I should be glad to have missed.

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DualShock

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How witty
If you really want to steal something from WWE what has to do with CM Punk please do the heart attack segment
And don't worry, this will be less than 500 words because you just admitted to have difficulties reading a longer text.
btw I survived your summer of Anark. Look at my join date

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Catalanotto

Many, may posts with this shit in it. It's fucking stupid.

Like, really? OMG DO WE WANT A WINTER OF ANARK? I am shaking in my fucking stilettos.

It has nothing much to do with insulting DualShock, though I like him. It's just a really pathetic gimmick (and if it isn't a gimmick, that is even sadder). I do not come to rants to win or save it. I post a rant and if people like it, cool. If they don't, I don't give a shit. How pathetic does one have to be to try to 'save' a section of an online forum?

Even I haven't gone around challenging people to rants and acting like it's a huge fucking deal if they 'take me on'. If someone does something stupid, I may choose to point them out in a rant. I don't do it to be cool, save the place, get recognition or become some kind of pathetic fucking rants patriot.

Telling people what it takes to 'win' on the internet. That obviously screams I HAVE A LIFE.

No one knew who the fuck Anark was until he settled his ass in rants.

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