I've had my shower & breaky, so it's beddy bed time now.
But, just a point or two before I nod off:
Firstly, if the editting comments were aimed at me, please check again, my quotes were vertabim.
Secondly, Andre, you're not a fan of my writing techniques, that's cool. But, at least I keep my sentences under 100 words, use punctuation properly & can spell chicken.
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Originally Posted by AndreBaker
Nah, you're thinking of Wisbech mate: The arsehole of the Fens, a place that was built on first cousin marriages and backwards Romany gypsy values, where feral children play in skips searching for cigarette butt ends, a 'civilisation' where one night stands are considered long term relationships when compared to the usual quicky with a randomer in the 'the market inn' bogs, where the smell of multiple processed food factories flood the air with an aroma of chiken shit, a place where widespread birth deformities caused by the lack of discipline between desperate siblings with overzealous sex drives are blamed on overhead power cables.
This isn't even hyperbole, if anything I'm being a little generous to the place.
Aaaah, the weekend & I've got a few minutes to reflect. I'm also feeling a bit cryptic, but I'll get to that later.
The bolded bit is possibly the stupidest thing ANYBODY has taken the time & effort to type on the internet, hats off to you. No wonder you like referring to yourself as a nerd, that term implies some sort of brain power & if it makes you feel like you're slightly intelligent, keep using it & 1 day it will be true (nah, it won't, lol)!!!
The "bolded part" is probably, in no way, shape or form a paradox as you intend a paradox to be interpretted (unless you are using the meaning that a paradox is: "A statement seemingly absurd or contradictory, yet in fact true", in which case, yes, yes, it is a paradox!!! No one wanted him at BIRTH!!! Who are usually present at BIRTH?? In this case it was Mumma earwig & Poppa grasshopper, of which, neither wanted to take responsibilty for the miserable fuck they had brought into this world. Desperate times call for desperate measures & an adoption ad was placed & a few days later an infertile, childless couple felt sorry for the insecty thing & decided to take him under their wing. No paradox intended, but it could be read either way, BOTH of which are grammatically correct professor bumfucker.
PS: I have no problem with adoption, it is necessary at times.
Firstly, don't lie & say "someone took the words out of my mouth"!!!
Secondly, obviously you don't understand the dual meanings of the word paradox either. That's to be expected of an insecty thing like you, so I'll forgive you for your misdemeanor in this case. The "my parents are human" comment, nah, that's just straight up retardation, unforgiveable that one!!!!
Now, I'll put my cryptic hat on:
I heard a bird whisper to me that I'm being stalked by a defective detective. Believe what you read, don't believe what you hear. Shit now I'm confused, can anyone explain what I mean?? How about you FATSO??
Over & out, more important things to do, bye for now
A seemingly contradictory statement that may nonetheless be true: the paradox that standing is more tiring than walking.
One exhibiting inexplicable or contradictory aspects: "The silence of midnight, to speak truly, though apparently a paradox, rung in my ears" (Mary Shelley).
An assertion that is essentially self-contradictory, though based on a valid deduction from acceptable premises.
Secondly, Andre, you're not a fan of my writing techniques, that's cool. But, at least I keep my sentences under 100 words, use punctuation properly & can spell chicken.
I was replying to Froot you retard. How on earth could you even comprehend that criticism being aimed at you?
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Oh and well done missing the point of the writing style in that post. It was supposed to be read as a breathless rant, a furious condemnation of the Town. What is it with people around here lacking reading comprehension and the ability to understand context?
As for 'chiken', wow I made a typo, my life is over
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Nostalgia is one of the better wrestling posters, so the Bryan mark obviously has a sore bottom because of the criticisms of his favourite wrestler.
Each to their own is what I say regarding having favourite wrestlers, no need to get upset because somebody doesn't like the same things as you.
Nah, he's got a sore bottom because I've red repped him a few times and now he's bringing my name up in any irrelevant thread he can because he's THAT butthurt by it. It's pathetic.
I haven't said anything bad about his precious Bryan in a while, so it's not that.
Can anyone tell me why Nostalgia hasn't been banned yet? The guys a douche
SO because he red reps you, he deserves to be banned? Lolwut?
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Originally Posted by Apocalypto
RKO Peep stated that his parents are human.
Nerd at work.
I thought you left, NoyK
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Originally Posted by Nostalgia
Nah, he's got a sore bottom because I've red repped him a few times and now he's bringing my name up in any irrelevant thread he can because he's THAT butthurt by it. It's pathetic.
I haven't said anything bad about his precious Bryan in a while, so it's not that.
The severity of butthurt through rep is quite astounding.
People who have yet to be banned
Re: People who have yet to be banned
is one of the rare people who know how this business works even years after this interview
