Aaaah, the weekend & I've got a few minutes to reflect. I'm also feeling a bit cryptic, but I'll get to that later.
My parents are human dumbass. And at least my parents are not inbreed chavs who are obsessed with fighting people on the Internet like you are
The bolded bit is possibly the stupidest thing ANYBODY has taken the time & effort to type on the internet, hats off to you. No wonder you like referring to yourself as a nerd, that term implies some sort of brain power & if it makes you feel like you're slightly intelligent, keep using it & 1 day it will be true (nah, it won't, lol)!!!
The bold part is supposed to be a paradox? No one wanted him but yet he was adopted? Makes sense.
Do you have anything against adoption by the way?
The "bolded part" is probably, in no way, shape or form a paradox as you intend a paradox to be interpretted (unless you are using the meaning that a paradox is: "A statement seemingly absurd or contradictory, yet in fact true", in which case, yes, yes, it is a paradox!!! No one wanted him at BIRTH!!! Who are usually present at BIRTH?? In this case it was Mumma earwig & Poppa grasshopper, of which, neither wanted to take responsibilty for the miserable fuck they had brought into this world. Desperate times call for desperate measures & an adoption ad was placed & a few days later an infertile, childless couple felt sorry for the insecty thing & decided to take him under their wing. No paradox intended, but it could be read either way, BOTH of which are grammatically correct professor bumfucker.
PS: I have no problem with adoption, it is necessary at times.
Dunk pointed out what I was going to say. If this twat is a dad sums up what is wrong with society if people like him can breed
Firstly, don't lie & say "someone took the words out of my mouth"!!!
Secondly, obviously you don't understand the dual meanings of the word paradox either. That's to be expected of an insecty thing like you, so I'll forgive you for your misdemeanor in this case. The "my parents are human" comment, nah, that's just straight up retardation, unforgiveable that one!!!!
Now, I'll put my cryptic hat on:
I heard a bird whisper to me that I'm being stalked by a defective detective. Believe what you read, don't believe what you hear. Shit now I'm confused, can anyone explain what I mean?? How about you FATSO??
Over & out, more important things to do, bye for now