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Old 10-19-2012, 05:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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So I've been going to an increasing number of parties lately, and one particular chick has started coming on to me. How can this be a bad thing, you ask. Well let me tell you.

This one is painfully fucking manly. Really. Such that has never been seen by any human being before. She started off, when I first met her, looking like a thinner Velma out of Scooby Doo (only more masculine, complete with borderline pubescent male voice and everything), but has recently got a weird Justin Bieber like haircut, meaning not even someone who was a gay in denial could want her in that way. We've been friends for a while, but I'm really getting worried by her behaviours. I'm pretty sure she's bi, but she's been turning exclusively to me these days.

I've decided that this has to stop, as it's getting more and more disturbing. So I ask you:

Which kind of murder weapon is the least suspicious?
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Old 10-19-2012, 05:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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God forbid she tries to be friends with you. You wuss.

Use a spoon.
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Old 10-19-2012, 05:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Just treat her like one of DA BOIZ.
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Old 10-19-2012, 05:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Posion. or you could talk to her. Up to you but if i read in the anything section in a few weeks that a man-ish woman with a Bieber haircut died from poisioning then you're done for.
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Old 10-19-2012, 05:22 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Fire. Fire solves everything. Or hire Kofi Kingston
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Or hire Kofi Kingston
So she can survive .
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Old 10-19-2012, 06:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 10-19-2012, 08:06 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Friendzone her at once, or lie and say you're interested in another girl. Just say you fancy someone else then she should get the hint and stop flirting with you. She could be a socially awkward person who is just trying to be your friend but she is coming across as flirty to you. You need to just be straight with her, and ice weapons are always best.
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Old 10-19-2012, 08:30 AM   #9 (permalink)
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If you think she is ugly and you want her to stop trying to get to your dick, tell her/him "I think you're ugly. Stop trying to get to my dick." Problem solved, one less dead body, and now you can go eat some scooby snacks with the money you saved by not buying a murder weapon.
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Old 10-19-2012, 08:31 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Which kind of murder weapon is the least suspicious?
Can you believe that even before I clicked on the thread, I was thinking about murder myself. Best weapon to use would be a pillow. Smother her and make it look like she died in her sleep.
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