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Whap Me Jungles 10-19-2012 06:08 AM

Advice guys?
So I've been going to an increasing number of parties lately, and one particular chick has started coming on to me. How can this be a bad thing, you ask. Well let me tell you.

This one is painfully fucking manly. Really. Such that has never been seen by any human being before. She started off, when I first met her, looking like a thinner Velma out of Scooby Doo (only more masculine, complete with borderline pubescent male voice and everything), but has recently got a weird Justin Bieber like haircut, meaning not even someone who was a gay in denial could want her in that way. We've been friends for a while, but I'm really getting worried by her behaviours. I'm pretty sure she's bi, but she's been turning exclusively to me these days.

I've decided that this has to stop, as it's getting more and more disturbing. So I ask you:

Which kind of murder weapon is the least suspicious?

Dunk20 10-19-2012 06:11 AM

Re: Advice guys?
God forbid she tries to be friends with you. You wuss.

Use a spoon.

Evolution 10-19-2012 06:13 AM

Re: Advice guys?
Just treat her like one of DA BOIZ.

Rush 10-19-2012 06:21 AM

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Posion. or you could talk to her. Up to you but if i read in the anything section in a few weeks that a man-ish woman with a Bieber haircut died from poisioning then you're done for.

Roy Mustang 10-19-2012 06:22 AM

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Fire. Fire solves everything. Or hire Kofi Kingston

Dunk20 10-19-2012 06:28 AM

Re: Advice guys?

Originally Posted by R.K.O Peep (Post 12154256)
Or hire Kofi Kingston

So she can survive .

Shepard 10-19-2012 07:05 AM

Three Germans and a moonsault should do the trick.

Nightingale 10-19-2012 09:06 AM

Re: Advice guys?
Friendzone her at once, or lie and say you're interested in another girl. Just say you fancy someone else then she should get the hint and stop flirting with you. She could be a socially awkward person who is just trying to be your friend but she is coming across as flirty to you. You need to just be straight with her, and ice weapons are always best.

cesaro_ROCKS 10-19-2012 09:30 AM

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If you think she is ugly and you want her to stop trying to get to your dick, tell her/him "I think you're ugly. Stop trying to get to my dick." Problem solved, one less dead body, and now you can go eat some scooby snacks with the money you saved by not buying a murder weapon.

Riddle101 10-19-2012 09:31 AM

Re: Advice guys?

Which kind of murder weapon is the least suspicious?
Can you believe that even before I clicked on the thread, I was thinking about murder myself. Best weapon to use would be a pillow. Smother her and make it look like she died in her sleep.

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