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post #1 of 34 (permalink) Old 10-19-2012, 12:22 AM Thread Starter
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Lol my occupation

So I was just starting my shift at Starbucks today, when some twat comes in and won't even tell me his order. Instead he takes the extra time to write it down, and then runs off to the bathroom. Probably to unload some horrible mess of diarrhea that I'd have to clean later, but I digress.

Then this young Asian child comes up to me, completely looking like a deer in the headlights and hands me a slip of paper. "What am I supposed to do with this?" I thought to myself. Furthermore, once I read the paper I noticed he used "Small Venti" instead of "Grande"... Whatever.

So I proceed to make both of these drinks, obviously I finish the disgusting sick guys first, and put it on the counter. When I come back, the drink is gone and so is the Asian kid. I assumed that the sick guy had come and grabbed his drink, and that the Asian kid was in the washroom. So I go back to making the kids "Small Venti" Vanilla Frappuccino.

Then the sick bastard comes out of the bathroom, so I assumed the Asian kid took his drink by accident. Not a big deal. I can just make the sick guy another drink.

Then he starts screaming at me! "This isn't my drink, you bimbo!". Bimbo? "I'll make sure you never work in this city again you prick. Show me your manager you fucking bimbo!!!". Again with the bimbo, but I get the manager (who is just a big of jerk as this sick guy) and they agree to use the security footage to hunt down this Asian kid...

Seriously? Who gets that worked up over an accident?

Also dude was Australian so I can't confirm or deny that it wasn't Bully.

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post #2 of 34 (permalink) Old 10-19-2012, 12:24 AM
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Damn, Bully don't play when it comes to Starbucks.

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Did the Asian kid pay for the drink it's never specified?

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I used to work as a cashier at department store next to a homeless shelter. Friday nights where complete chaos. Consider yourself lucky.
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post #5 of 34 (permalink) Old 10-19-2012, 12:49 AM
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IDK why but ^^^ made me lmao.

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post #6 of 34 (permalink) Old 10-19-2012, 12:57 AM
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Proof what was high school like for you...?

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shut up and make me my drink you fucking bimbo

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So I was just starting my shift at Starbucks today, when some twat comes in and won't even tell me his order. Instead he takes the extra time to write it down, and then runs off to the bathroom.
Yeah, if he's taking the time ti write down his order only to run to the bathroom, I'm guessing it ain't diarrhea. He was probably fiending for a bump of that booger sugar. Probably explains why he was such a cunt afterwards too.

Also, hunt down a kid for a coffee

If you wanted to troll this guy you could have told him "You should have told me your order. I'm dyslexic"

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Proof what was high school like for you...?
Amazing. That was when life was easy.
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Amazing. That was when life was easy.
Beating people up and being a THUG?

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