BROOKS WASN'T HERE
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: MAMMY'S LIL' BASTARD
People who leave the bathroom while brushing their teeth
What the fuck is wrong with you? What tasks are so important that you have to leave the bathroom and accomplish them midway through brushing your stupid fucking teeth? Oh, that’s right, you have important standing around to do. And there’s that t-shirt that urgently needs refolding. And oh my god, quick! You must absent-mindedly finger through that pile of envelopes, before it’s too late!
You sick fucks. Why the shitting fuck are you walking around with your mouth wide open like a confused Downs kid, your ugly lips splattered with toothpaste, actually looking me in the fucking eye while you purge whatever putrid filth you’ve piled up on your gums?
Get the fuck back to the bathroom and dribble your malignant mouth gunk over the proper receptacle NOW. You are destroying civilisation, you shameless, prancing pigfuckers.
This thread is a register, and anyone who commits this depraved act of indecency must identify themselves here right now, so that I may smite thy minty fresh face.