Originally Posted by AngryPhil
I wouldn't touch my mom anymore. Her pussy is beat to shit
Originally Posted by CamillePunk
HOW DID YOU FIND MY VLOG
It's amazing what you find when you fall down drunk on your keyboard and accidentally type out the words 'batty banjo boys' with your forehead.
Complete accident, of course. And that new subscriber you got by the name of Anarky@gmail is definitely not me. Fuck knows who that is. What a weird name. Probably a complete banjo porn whore.
It can't be me though. I'm far too busy watching banjo porn. Shit, I mean, the local banjo porn. Fuck. No, no, no. I mean I'm too busy watching banjo love fuck orgies.
Bollocks. You know what, just fuck you.
With a banjo.
But only if I can watch.