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Re: People who leave the bathroom while brushing their teeth

Liquid football.




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I'd like to fuck you
Dude, I'm not a gay. All power to you though.

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Liquid football.

HA! Me and my group of mates have been stealing quotes from this scene for donkeys years. Watching football down the pub and seeing someone score a tap-in...HE'S GOT A FOOT LIKE A TRACTION ENGINE!

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Re: People who leave the bathroom while brushing their teeth

And another!

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Dude, I'm not a gay. I like to fuck my mother though.
I wouldn't touch your mom. Her pussy is beat to shit


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I never try and sleep. When I sleep, I fucking sleep. You can play the banjo with your balls and I won't give a fuck.
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Do you always answer your own questions? Then laugh? Do you know where you are yet? Do you know anything? Have you worked out that Cradle of Filth are a bunch of posers? That you are probably a poser yourself? Do you hate yourself? Do you hate the world? Don't worry the world hates you right back. They hate whiny posers who wear black t-shirts and take out their self loathing on posters on a wrestling forum. Have some more Absinthe Richmond, that'll wash the blues away.
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But... where's the... tobasco sauce...?

Heart. Broken.




Your dick is thread worthy. You could sew up half a button with that shit.

And only ever add 'lol' at the end of your sentences if you're adding it ironically, you know, if you're taking the piss out of some ridiculous little twat like yourself.




You have no idea how many will lay siege to your pathetic little mug if you have a go at Bully. I'm the local assassin, but Bully is the local warlord. Where I take an occasional one or two chumps down by myself, Bully will lead a whole legion of fucking bloodthirsty cunts to tear you and everything you stand for apart.

Do. Not. Fuck.




I'd like to have a go, given how handsome I am, but You_Heard keeps ignoring my PMs about how to go about it.




I never try and sleep. When I sleep, I fucking sleep. You can play the banjo with your balls and I won't give a fuck.

However, you and all the other pissers on humankind's progress have all been added to MY LIST.

As for Annie's(Anark).

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What are you going to do? E slap me? E rage at me like a nagging cunt on menopause? Bitch get your over ass-raped culo off my dick, fucking dick sucker. LOL
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Re: People who leave the bathroom while brushing their teeth

This morning I left the bathroom during a monster poo. It was half way out and I decided I'd go and put the telly on the news and turn it up so that I could hear it and then finish AT THE SAME TIME!

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Re: People who leave the bathroom while brushing their teeth

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I wouldn't touch my mom anymore. Her pussy is beat to shit
Dude, please.

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It's amazing what you find when you fall down drunk on your keyboard and accidentally type out the words 'batty banjo boys' with your forehead.

Complete accident, of course. And that new subscriber you got by the name of Anarky@gmail is definitely not me. Fuck knows who that is. What a weird name. Probably a complete banjo porn whore.

It can't be me though. I'm far too busy watching banjo porn. Shit, I mean, the local banjo porn. Fuck. No, no, no. I mean I'm too busy watching banjo love fuck orgies.

Bollocks. You know what, just fuck you.

With a banjo.

But only if I can watch.

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