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Anark · 10-13-2012, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by BULLY

lolIreland

Yeah, we play men's sports. Not 'standing around in a field for hours and then stop for tea' sports.

Though, in the interests of honesty, it is the fact that cricket is the only sport in the world that stops for tea that turned me onto it.

Ireland isn't a test nation though, so fuck the rankings, CHRIS GAYLE PISSES ON ALL OF YOU. All the best Irish players play for England just so they can play test cricket.

I like 20/20, hence the Gayle reference, but I don't mind being accused of being English when it comes to DEM ASHES, especially as the England cricket team is more a collection of players from the British colonies and other nations they invaded.

Fucking shite that the actual trophy never leaves England though. For me that's a fucking disgrace. If the Aussies win, let them take it back and beat some aborigines up with it. It's only fair.

**BULLY** · 10-13-2012, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Anark

Yeah, we play men's sports. Not 'standing around in a field for hours and then stop for tea' sports.

Well it was invented in England after all. "Cup a tea and a scone guvna?"

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Originally Posted by Anark

Ireland isn't a test nation though, so fuck the rankings, CHRIS GAYLE PISSES ON ALL OF YOU. All the best Irish players play for England just so they can play test cricket.

I like 20/20, hence the Gayle reference, but I don't mind being accused of being English when it comes to DEM ASHES, especially as the England cricket team is more a collection of players from the British colonies and other nations they invaded.

Test matches is where it's at. 20/20 doesn't count. It's just hit and giggle. It's like ordering a big mac and getting a cheeseburger. It's like going to subway and ordering a foot long and only getting a 6 inch. It's like... yeah you get the idea. Chris Gayle is a superstar though, no doubting that.

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Fucking shite that the actual trophy never leaves England though. For me that's a fucking disgrace. If the Aussies win, let them take it back and beat some aborigines up with it. It's only fair.

Don't worry the aborigines are too busy beating each other up. "You took ma flask brudder?"

Anark · 10-13-2012, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by BULLY

Test matches is where it's at. 20/20 doesn't count. It's just hit and giggle. It's like ordering a big mac and getting a cheeseburger. It's like going to subway and ordering a foot long and only getting a 6 inch. It's like... yeah you get the idea. Chris Gayle is a superstar though, no doubting that.

Yeah, don't worry, I'm a test monkey. I only seem able to gather the patience to actually watch it when it's the Ashes though. I love the fucking Ashes. I don't even give a shit who wins.

Being born in London, I can very easily claim glory off an England victory, but being from an Irish family there's also that little bit of joy that comes from England being beaten.

It's a funny world I live in.

I now live in France. Home of the CHEATING FUCKING CUNT THIERRY HENRY. One of the greatest players to ever grace the game but who will always be remembered for being a CHEATING FUCKING CUNT.

Oh how they grimace when I remind them of this.

**BULLY** · 10-13-2012, 10:20 AM

Don't worry I'm a Liverpool supporter, I'm not particularly fond of him either. As far as that handball is concerned, how the fuck didn't the ref see it? He handballed it twice even Diego Maradona wouldn't be so bold. I wonder sometimes.

<Back on topic>
As for the original post, I don't do that but my gf does. It's no biggie for her to brush her teeth, while texting on her phone and talking to me all at the same time. Can't understand the toothpaste dribbling, jibberish that comes out of her mouth, so I just agree, Then regret it later. Seriously, She multi-tasks like it's an olympic sport.

**Kiz** · 10-13-2012, 10:24 AM

we dont beat up aborigines

lebs beat people up.

**Karma101** · 10-13-2012, 10:33 AM

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Piss particles in your mouth. They may be tiny, but they're there. You've got piss in your mouth and your name isn't even You_Heard.

And it doesn't even bother me, can't taste it therefore it doesn't matter.

Dirk Diggler · 10-13-2012, 10:34 AM

I always end up leaving the bathroom while brushing my teeth.
I don't complete any tasks though, I just wander around aimlessly.

Anark · 10-13-2012, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Karma101

And it doesn't even bother me, can't taste it therefore it doesn't matter.

So if I cum in your burger but then pour a load of hot chilli sauce all over it then you wouldn't give a shit?

What if I had AIDS? You can't taste my AIDS, so you wouldn't give a shit, right?

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I don't complete any tasks though, I just wander around aimlessly.

No, your aim is to FUCKING INFURIATE ME.

**Karma101** · 10-13-2012, 10:43 AM

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So if I cum in your burger but then pour a load of hot chilli sauce all over it then you wouldn't give a shit?

What if I had AIDS? You can't taste my AIDS, so you wouldn't give a shit, right?

I don't like any kind of sauce in my burgers thank you very much. So yes I would care.

**BULLY** · 10-13-2012, 10:45 AM

Don't get on RKO Peep's bad side then he works at Mcdonalds.

MCLOVIN