Originally Posted by Keyser Söze
I've never seen anyone do that. From the way you've described it, however, people probably use lot less toothpaste than I do. Otherwise, how would that not make a fucking mess all the time?
Exactly, my fellow civilisation-saver. We got one disgusting, Satan-worshipping, teeth-brushing wanderer who questions a Brit's (I'm actually Irish, so fuck you twice) right to discuss dental hygiene when he is CLEARLY applying the smallest dab of paste and then parading himself around town in an attempt to hood-wink the locals into believing he has a minty fresh mouth.
IT IS LIES. And now we have exposed you. You're not brushing your teeth at all. It's all a CHARADE to hide the fact that you are secretly breeding all kinds of crazy new bacteria in your mouth. Bacteria with which you intend to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.