Jehovah's Witnesses; was always taught not to answer the door for them
Some random number calling my phone with a boat horn going off, telling me I won a free cruise
Who the fuck answers the door or phone to unexpected callers these days anyway? Between kids looking for sponser money,halowe'en trick or treaters, cunts selling sky tv/double glazing, christians/JW looking to add your immortal soul to their holy pokemon collection and the TV liscence gestapo(dont think you have those in US), you darent open the door for fear of being hounded on your own doorstep by some Lovecraftian ghoul. Anyone you would actually welcome a visit from likely has your phone number or can at least shout in the door.
NEVER answer the door.
NEVER answer the landline.
My point exactly. I feel skinny jeans compress the nuts.
When I was younger, I would always buy my jeans baggy. Not to be cool but to ensure that if I was to gain weight, I could still wear them. Nowadays, were money is easier to come by, I buy them to fit perfect and still wear a belt. Sagging is played out and I just wouldn't feel right wearing skinny jeans. Then again, I'm 5'10" 190 lbs, so I don't think I qualify as "skinny" and shouldn't wear them anyway.