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**Dopesick** · 10-11-2012, 08:30 AM

The trick is to put it in quotes for that true X-factor.

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Sources close to the WWE have heard of rumours that John Cena will wrestle one member of the WWE roster next year. This may or may not be case but the company appears to be high on the chosen individual.

**BULLY** · 10-11-2012, 08:32 AM

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Sources close to the WWE have said that Kelly Kelly has resigned with the company and by terms of her contract is getting a big push.

Better?

**Dopesick** · 10-11-2012, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by BULLY

Better?

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Sources close to the WWE have rumoured that they are looking to a member of a wrestling forum called BULLY for a feud with Kelly Kelly. It is unknown whether this will culminate in a Strip Poker On A Pole match, but it may or may not happen. If it doesn't happen, we will try and keep everyone updated on events that aren't occurring.

Yurrrr.

**BULLY** · 10-11-2012, 08:38 AM

Great to see Vince Russo writing for WWE again

**Flocka Street Lottery** · 10-11-2012, 08:53 AM

Yeah you gotta use the quotes you vanilla indy midget hacks.

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Rumors are swirling about that CM Punk may or may not fight Stone Cold Steve Austin at Wrestlemania 29, it is not for certain but officials are looking at scenarios for a match involving the two stars.

this is a typical report that the sheets will make, you can't dispute it at all so if it doesn't happen they'll say that it was an idea and if it does happen they'll say they're right.

danny_boy · 10-11-2012, 08:59 AM

The more I read through these forums the more convinced that it would be really easy to make money running more Dirt Sheet.

Most of the news in my "news" section would actually be taken directly from wrestler's twitter feeds, with the occasional "Spoiler" which isn't actually a Spoiler it's just a prediction for a match that's easy to predict e.g. Big Show VS Sheamus for HITC, along with the odd bullshit backstage news that I obtained through a made up source

Throw in of course the odd copy and paste artical from the WWE website and some random writer to write up results from TV/PPV shows who will get paid a pocket money's amount per article.

Patrick Bateman · 10-11-2012, 09:44 AM

Nobody does rants about wrestling anymore.

**Froooot** · 10-11-2012, 10:18 AM

If they didn't take it seriously, there would be significantly less discussions, and thus the species will starve. These dirt sheet reports need to be innumerably milked, for the WWE horde to thrive on.

It's a complicated eco-system, but it works.

**BULLY** · 10-11-2012, 10:27 AM

I agree with whatever it is you just said

**Froooot** · 10-11-2012, 10:30 AM

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Yes, quite.