Re: Fuck you Lindsay Lohan
My obsession with Jimmy Page goes far beyond what people would consider normal.
I should probably seek help but refuse. I enjoy my life of imagination.
I saw Ozone Baby last Friday, a fucking awesome Zeppelin tribute band, and their 'Jimmy' was a chubby, ugly, balding bloke. I was legit pissed.
The singer looked like Robert Plant with brown hair. Kicked fucking ass, man, they sounded just like the real Zeppelin.
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Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.
You ever notice Hulk Hogan’s got no hair on his chest? Only friend he’s got that DOES is Cyndi Lauper.