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**The Lady Killer** · 10-09-2012, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Redead

He doesnt like the rock

Pyro's nuts, he wont even look at the work of Piper and Jake, two of the best promo men ever because theyre old

The man is a broken record. And not a very good one

I think it's because they haven't won a major title, so they aren't worth a damn in his book. Plus, he says Piper is a horrible mic worker.

**Catalanotto** · 10-09-2012, 07:53 PM

Didn't know he said that about Piper.

He is a bigger, dumber piece of shit than I originally thought.

**Obfuscation** · 10-09-2012, 07:56 PM

How many rants on Pyro does this make now?

**The Lady Killer** · 10-09-2012, 07:56 PM

It was pretty recent. I was arguing with him in some WWE thread about Piper being one of the best mic workers of all time, and he responded to something to the effect of: "He's terrible on the mic, always has been. Reminds me of your drunk uncle rambling some gibberish at a family reunion.

edit @ Cat

edit 2 - 27, apparently, Cody.

**JOAL.com** · 10-09-2012, 07:58 PM

Pyro is not a good poster

he just has the shiny avatar, shiny sig, gold bar name, and the 60,000 post count to impress newbies

the truth is, hes shit. hes a stubborn sad man who made up his mind at one point about EVERYTHING and hes gonna spend the next 90 years and 300,000 posts defending those views with no evidence or logical reasoning

but hes an ok guy.

**WOOLCUNT** · 10-09-2012, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by The Lady Killer

I think it's because they haven't won a major title, so they aren't worth a damn in his book. Plus, he says Piper is a horrible mic worker.

I think his " World Title mean everything" only applies to the last decade or so, since there have been multiple title changes in any given year. Unlike in Piper's time where Hogan had the title for like 4 years.

**JOAL.com** · 10-09-2012, 08:00 PM

except pyro refuses to watch anything old

for some reason

he sees it as irrelevant. on one hand i admire his more modern approach, but on the other hand, hes a dumbass

**The Lady Killer** · 10-09-2012, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro

Piper's mic work is the farthest thing from outstanding. He's been a bumbling, incoherent wreck his entire career. That's his whole career, just totally random, obscure, nonsensical promos like you get from your drunken uncle at Christmas dinner. You have to be on Crystal Meth to understand what the fuck he's saying. He's a notch above Ultimate Warrior in coherency.

I wasn't that far off

**Catalanotto** · 10-09-2012, 08:08 PM

Irrelevant, lol.

The wrestlers today wouldn't be around if it weren't for the old wrestlers.

Pyro can suck a huge dick. Old wrestling is better than the fucking shitsticks we get tossed at us today.

**JOAL.com** · 10-09-2012, 08:08 PM

Well piper is good but hes no Miz or wade barrett

also i take offence at that, ultimate warrior is GOAT HULK KOGAN