So OP has attempted a mash-up of The rock and Cm Punks promos and packaged it in a way that it is relevant to the current situation on rants where years on a forum actually matter. This has also raised a few interesting side issues. Does post count really matter? Are we merely here to entertain? How does one garner respect on an internet forum? So many questions, so few answers.
Um no I was joking the whole time. Just because you thought I was being serious lol. Don't worry next time I make a joke I'll label it for you.
Cool story bro. You don't have to read it. Just put me on ignore then if you don't want to read my posts. I am not here to please you.
When other posters make jokes like that it seems obvious, but coming from a massive spastic like yourself it can easily be interpreted as being serious.
Anyway, if I put you on ignore then how would I be able to continue to own you? Dullard shit stain posters (such as yourself) need to be put in their place.
Suggestion for an improvement: How about not abusing that Kenny smiley anymore? Actually on second thought you should keep it. If they took that away from you then your posts would immediately become a hundred times worse (rough estimate).