Anark

...close my East 17 appreciation thread.

As we walk through the corridor of creation, we see lands divide, nation against nation. Like comets they collide, and we pray. We pray for the unseen to be seen by the eyes of man. When heaven and earth are hand in hand, THY WILL BE DONE.

Love!

Let it fucking rain, bitches.

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Kiz

it was bad and so is this

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SOON

Patrick Bateman

Cheer up, Anark. What's the matter? No shiatsu this morning?

Danny 310

Another Rant about their thread being closed. How underwhelming.

Anark

No posting in this thread unless you use this: http://foulomatic.hnldesign.nl/

You dripping nipple nob felchers.

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Whap Me Jungles

East 17 are overrated dinosaurs.

Anark

Wasn't my thread, 'tis a joke, you badly drawn jizz wagon licker*.


*Insult sponsored by http://foulomatic.hnldesign.nl/

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BULLY

I appreciated it...

when they stopped making music.

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Hanoi Cheyenne

Heard a cool story about Tony Mortimer once.
At the height of E17s fame they were managed by a dude name Tom Watkins who was something of a flamboyant gay man, he also managed pet shop boys and bros. One night he had a wild party in his house and Tony Mortimer popped round, only to face a load of gay guys goading him to showing his (apparently huge) cock, story goes finally Mortimer caved in, whipped out his MASSIVE member and said
"see that lads? none of ye will ever get near something as awesomely beautiful as that!"

Put his cock back in his pants and walked out like a total boss.
Respect Tony Mortimer.

Anark

And you're a suck bucket piper, whatever that is.

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