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Nah, I'll stick to weed if that was the case. I couldn't care less about the mansion on the hills, although being wealthy would be nice. But not nice enough for me to quit weed.

Cloverleaf

I lived with a crazy girl for a while, we moved in innitially as just friends cause sharing the rent would be a good thing and cheaper.

But, we started kissing on nights out and stuff and we didn't take it any further until one evening she invited me to watch a movie in her room, this was say a month into living together, so I did. She left the room and asked me to put the sheet back on her bed properly as the bed wasn't made.

As I did this I found a dildo under her pillow aswell as handcuffs (literally pink and fluffy). Then she came back in the room naked! Yep, naked. She had orchestrated the entire thing. We had fun none the less...this carried on for a few months, she was a nice girl and we felt like a couple. Living together had forced it to seem like a serious relationship. It wasn't.

We wake up one morning, in bed together and she tells me that her ex-boyfriend, HER FUCKING EX-BOYFRIEND is coming to visit that day. They were going to a gig they has arranged ages ago.

They were away Saturday night and most of Sunday and when she got back she confessed that they had got back together and she had never told me. It was a confusing time and we lived together for a month after that before she moved away (with him).

Wanna share a 'zoot' Walls and chat shit about bitches?

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CamillePunk

And what we learned here, is that Cloverleaf isn't a good lover.

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Must have been a world of evil clowns that let it happen.
But now I recognize, that you were there and so was I.

Bullseye

Don't shit where you eat, son.

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Jupe Skywalker

I had my heartbroken not long ago b/c I made a terrible mistake.

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Cloverleaf

Dude! Firstly, what makes you say that?

I later found out that he had cheated on her in the past and she just wanted to get back at him. (she definately can't trust her friends) I think she wanted him to catch us in the act or something. I don't even know for sure if he ever found out about any of it.

I'M A PUSSY DESTROYER LOL YOLO

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CamillePunk

Cause while y'all were fuckin' she was making plans to get with another guy.

You should ask her if it was a girth or technique problem.

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Must have been a world of evil clowns that let it happen.
But now I recognize, that you were there and so was I.

Cloverleaf

I just got off the phone with her now. She said it was definitely girth and apparently I have to pay for the corrective surgery. I already apologised to her what more can I do?

Also, tbh i was the other guy she was making plans to fuck to get back at him for cheating on her. They were back together but she was fucking me anyway. I was the one who put a stop to it.

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Bitches man, bitches.

shutupchico

lol'd at the cp/cloverleaf exchange. dunno how u could spend 5 years with a crazy girl, especially u being a pothead. i'm assuming she cooked, cleaned, and was horny a lot.