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LADY SOVEREIGN LESBIAN XMAS 09-20-2012 07:18 AM

History repeats itself - I made a terrible mistake
 
Left a club early w/my mates still there but I can't have fun w/out drugs atm or get drunk enough. Wandering home this girl is going sick at this guy whilst her other mates stand by. Me being the hilarious guy that I am, I stand there, she looks at me and I go 'don't stop on my account, this is GREAT'.

She slaps me. I laugh. She slaps me again. I laugh again. She spits at me but dribbles on herself slaps me again. Then she goes to ballshot me so I stick my leg up, pin her against the wall. She stops thinking she's so tough and she goes 'I'm really sorry'. I let her go, she seemingly calmed down and I walked off. Police stopped me asking me if I was okay which was embarrassing b/c of course I was. Then I'm questioned about the incident some more so was pretty boring.

Went back to my flat and looked in mirror to reveal a SCRATCH on my beautiful face. Something in my head instantly went, 'Waratah you've made a TERRIBLE mistake'. :frustrate

So now WF's favourite past time, lets bitch about girls. When have you ever experienced girls overstepping their mark. GO.

Setsuka 09-20-2012 07:37 AM

Re: History repeats itself - I made a terrible mistake
 
About a month ago I had the infamous jealous girlfriend "Why the fuck you looking at my boyfriend" incident.

So let me paint the picture, Average normal university student goes to her class and find out that today the class shall be partnering off to do research. So we all head off to the research center, the lecturer hands out a list of names with the partners on. There I am calmly waiting in line until the list gets to me, when I heard my name shouted followed by a stream of profanities. So I look over and there is the class slut (Honestly she has had sex with more guys than I can count) with her newest play thing glaring at me because it seems I am to be partnered with her boyfriend.

So I just shrugged and gestured to her boyfriend to come over so we could get started. But oh no, Miss Slut was not finished, she grabbed her boyfriend by the arm and pulls him back to her when he started to walk over to me. She does the classic hair flip over her shoulder and stomps over to me. Now, I will admit, she could probably take me in a fight because she's a hell of alot bigger than I am. It was quite comically to watch though as she walks over, throws her bag down, send books flying and yells in the most ridiculous fake high voice I have ever heard in my entire life "Why you be looking at my boyfriend, huh whore? He's mine so don't think you can be taking him from me or I'll fuck you up." At this point I can't contain my laughter because she's so ridiculous, I have no idea what was going though her mind. So I told her calmly, "Look, I really don't want you boy--" And she cuts me off by pulling my hair. Super bitch move right there, she tugged it like she was trying to rip my damn head off. At this point my lecturer swoops in and saves the day before I had to go home bald from all the excessive hair pulling. And that's the end of my colourful tale.

Girls who think the whole female population wants their boyfriend or that you are jealous of them because they have a certain male as their partner, need to get their heads outta the clouds. I can't stand these types of females, reality check needed pronto.

Gandhi 09-20-2012 08:50 AM

Re: History repeats itself - I made a terrible mistake
 
I have long hair and I'm a guy,Many women around my area find that as a sign of me being a ...... or gay.I myself am not the toughest guy around but I can handle myself if needed,So anyway one day I'm walking with a friend of mine and the group of girls who laugh at me everytime they see me because I have a ponytail walk up to us and tell my friend why doesn't he ditch "this ugly girl" and go out with them instead,I didn't get mad at first put I did chuckle at how stupid her comment was.My friend did nothing but go "cool down girls you don't have to be like this" and one of the girls then pulled my hair band from my pony tail from my back and started throwing it around to her friends.The hair band then fell into the floor and when I was about to pick it up one of the girls stepped on it and said you'll only get it if I move.My brain literally went "click" and I grabbed her leg and flipped the bitch and she fell down hard and took my hair band,They all then ran off saying I'm not a real man and that I'm a woman beater yadda yadda yadda,The girl was crying and I felt good tbh.

Patrick Bateman 09-20-2012 08:52 AM

Re: History repeats itself - I made a terrible mistake
 
Gob Bluth approves.

Stax Classic 09-20-2012 10:58 AM

Re: History repeats itself - I made a terrible mistake
 
But was she a lesbian???

i$e 09-20-2012 11:08 AM

Re: History repeats itself - I made a terrible mistake
 
wow you're tough

BANKSY 09-20-2012 11:37 AM

Re: History repeats itself - I made a terrible mistake
 
I made a terrible mistake in thinking this was going to be a good thread.

TommyWCECM 09-20-2012 11:57 AM

Re: History repeats itself - I made a terrible mistake
 
countless crazy exes....ironically enough they make great best friends anyway....
this one girl got me banned from a mcdonalds. shes very protective of me since i was one of the first men to really treat her right, anyway we were just waiting in line shes squeezing my hand she lets go for like a minute to put her hand on the counter she orders her meal and im drumming my fingers going uhhhhh what do i want? shes smiling at me and my girls just struggling to keep calm I finally make up my mind and the counter girl says coming right up handsome. my girl launches she grabs this girl by the shoulder and proceeds to pull her over the counter i quickly grab her by the waist leave 100 on the counter and get the fuck out of there

Karma101 09-20-2012 01:42 PM

Re: History repeats itself - I made a terrible mistake
 
I'm confused, why did you make a thread essentially boasting about threatening a young woman?

Shazayum 09-20-2012 01:58 PM

Re: History repeats itself - I made a terrible mistake
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gandhi (Post 12039440)
I have long hair and I'm a guy,Many women around my area find that as a sign of me being a ...... or gay.I myself am not the toughest guy around but I can handle myself if needed,So anyway one day I'm walking with a friend of mine and the group of girls who laugh at me everytime they see me because I have a ponytail walk up to us and tell my friend why doesn't he ditch "this ugly girl" and go out with them instead,I didn't get mad at first put I did chuckle at how stupid her comment was.My friend did nothing but go "cool down girls you don't have to be like this" and one of the girls then pulled my hair band from my pony tail from my back and started throwing it around to her friends.The hair band then fell into the floor and when I was about to pick it up one of the girls stepped on it and said you'll only get it if I move.My brain literally went "click" and I grabbed her leg and flipped the bitch and she fell down hard and took my hair band,They all then ran off saying I'm not a real man and that I'm a woman beater yadda yadda yadda,The girl was crying and I felt good tbh.

What are you, in middle school?


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