"I'm a 14-year old, shoddy drug dealer that often consumes his own product, who likes to veer off-topic to satisfy his sexual desire towards mindless, pre-teen raunchy insults, and will occasionally be offline, as I've not payed the rent for the Apple Store clerks who let me sleep under their desk and use their internet. Sandcastles are purrdy, phaggot.I SUCK MY OWN DICK"
Someone with more E wit, E trash talking skills, E presence should have adopted the Patrick Bateman gimmick. Not some whiny little cock slurper who is jelly and booty hurt because he made his target a household name on rants. It's like giving a good gimmick to a shitty wrestler who can't act or pull it off. LOL