"All you lords and ladies, still think that the only thing that matters is gold.
Well this (torturing people) makes me happier than all your gold ever could!
And that makes me happier than all her sapphires,
so go buy yourself a golden hand, and FUCK yourself with it!"
"I'm a 14-year old, shoddy drug dealer that often consumes his own product, who likes to veer off-topic to satisfy his sexual desire towards mindless, pre-teen raunchy insults, and will occasionally be offline, as I've not payed the rent for the Apple Store clerks who let me sleep under their desk and use their internet. Sandcastles are purrdy, phaggot."