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Old 09-09-2012, 12:56 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Look familiar?





How about this?






Or maybe this?





Possibly this?




These are all scenes from the life of WF member, Warren Zevon, and his unemployed wife. She likes long walks on the beach, caring for her son, and getting a slap when her husband gets home from work and his dinner isn't ready for him on the kitchen table.


One time, she went out to the store to get him ham for his sandwich, but it was sold out, so she got balogna instead. When he arrived home, she explained the situation to him, and his response was a mighty backhand.


Warren is an insecure motherfucker who's ass was rattled by his mom one too many times as a child so he takes his anger out on his wife because he is too much of a fucking pussy to stand up to a man.

It may also be a case of closet homosexuality, in which he beats his wife because he can't stand the fact that he pitches a tent whenever he sees Gerard Butler in 300.


Welcome to 2012, where your wife doesn't have to be an unemployed punching bag for you, but rather a woman who could go out there and work at Subway making sandwiches for other woman beaters to enjoy when their wives disappoint them with a 99 cent microwaveable dinner.
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Old 09-09-2012, 12:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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His favorite WWE moment is probably when Austin beat the shit out of Lita with a chair.
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Finally, a rant about this idiot

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Originally Posted by Warren Zevon View Post
Of course, the old "he doesn't like gays he must be gay lolol!" argument. If you were to say you don't like tofu, am I to assume that you LOVE tofu and are just afraid to admit it? Also, I don't "commit violent acts against women".

"i'd slap my wife to keep her in line if needed" isn't a violent act toward a women? I bet while you're working 12 hour shifts and she's sitting at home, she's getting fucked by a black guy.

Honestly, does this make you feel like you're the "man of the house" as you claimed? You work 12 hour shifts, your wife sits at home and does nothing and you slap her if she disobeys you, and your son is probably going to grow up being a loner because of his abusive daddy. This isn't even mentioning the first day he says something wrong to a black or mexican person and he get's sent to the hospital.

I know you probably think that your wife has "no problem" with this, but she's probably scared shitless of you and trying to protect her son from the same abuse daddy gives her. I also laughed that you used a quote from 1965 to try and justify your actions, times have changed. I'm not surprised by this though, your family has had issues (at least , judging by your statements in that thread) and this is just another example. Hopefully your son doesn't grow up the same way as you. Here's some more gems from this guy

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Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
It really depends on your definition of lesser. I feel that men should be the ones putting food on the table, and the women should be the ones preparing it. Men should take care of their women, and the women should take care of the housework.
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Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
Ethnicities and women have pretty much the same rights as men in the United States
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Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
Because they fought for the rights, lobbied for it just like the gays are now. And yes, I do have my opinions on the other two groups
I mean, here's a profile of Warren

Cares more about Dean Malenko instead of realizing it isn't 1965 anymore
A very skinny man, so if a black or mexican or gay guy confronted him he'd piss himself or lie about his views
Open to slap his wife
Homophobe
Racist
Grandmother shot herself due to his grandfather being...you guessed it, abusive!









This really isn't shocking though, considering Warren Zevon was noted for his verbal abuse toward women, drug abuse, and allegedly abusing his ex wife as well. Sometimes, you pick bad role models.

It's surprising that his GOAT is Malenko and he also likes Benoit, considering some of their best friends were mexican.
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link to where he said this.
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link to where he said this.
http://www.wrestlingforum.com/rants/...omophobic.html

people thinking that he said "i beat the shit out of my wife and I'll do it again" misunderstood what he was saying in this thread, but he said at one point here "i'd slap my wife if she get's out of line, if needed" and makes comments about his "issues" toward the other groups, among other things
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Another slanderous thread? That's low.
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This is going to be interesting.

I just read that thread, beating his wife is something you shouldn't do.
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surprised he chose a Malenko avatar over Benoit tbh.
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I wonder if he's put his wife in a thousand holds.
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