I like when people pretend to be drunk to impress people on the internet. He even pretended to misspelled words, how cute.
Fuck off, unfunny OP, we all know you have never actually touched a drink your life that wasn't a Shirley Temple.
Detroit Red Wings/Dallas Cowboys MARKS FOR ROWDY RODDY PIPER Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions. You ever notice Hulk Hogan’s got no hair on his chest? Only friend he’s got that DOES is Cyndi Lauper.