Originally Posted by SheamusO'Shaunessy

I have a proposition for you guys.
Something we have never done.
Let's stop posting here.
The troll will eat his heart out.

Originally Posted by Commodus

So in fifty words or less, I demand an explaination as to why the people of this forum deserve to live.
Go.

Originally Posted by Ric "G.O.D." Flair

"Hogan, You and I are gonna talk out here tonight, Because brother, I'm pissed off. And you don't want to piss off someone wearing a thousand dollar shirt, two-thousand shoes, a five-hundred dollar gator belt, and just happens to have 2 Hall of Fame rings. You don't not want to piss off the Wrestling God, the one and only, Nature Boy, Whoo!"

Originally Posted by Punk's #1 Fan

I will in 2: They don't.


BTW, loved this rant. You obviously are enlightened and not part of the unwashed masses like so many on here are.

Originally Posted by Commodus

I'm sensing a lot of negativity here, my man. So let me tell you something that may surprise you. Everything I wrote was spelled correctly, I don't know what crazy language you are accustomed to, but I assure you that I am perfectly capable of basic spelling. You however are merely trying to provoke me into a confrontation which will doubtlessly end in your eventual humiliation.
Do you honestly believe that in a million years you could step up to me and contend with myself in a battle of wits. Just look at how I have cowed the entire forum with one simple topic. They fear me because I have shined a glimmering light of shining glimmers on their shadows of dark inequity. I am an educated man who knows exactly how to pry into the minds of lesser men, men such as yourself, and pick apart your thought process. if I chose to, I could convince you to rape a marmoset. I will not, but I want you to understand that i could do so if I had the inclination. You simply do not possess the cranial capacity to understand either my genius or my infinite forgiveness and compassion. There once was a fellow who you and your crude cohorts similarly maltreated. His name was Jesus Christ, and as a committed Christian I tell you now that he was a nobody and a peon compared to myself. He had to die to rise again, whereas I rise every day. And I rise more and more with every word of hate and spite you level against me. Why? Because your hatred turns me on. I am your master, I am the master of everything that walks along this filthy earth and you will never dictate to me the intricacies of the English language. I am the master of the English language and use it daily to improve the lives of you, the little people. Really, it's quite charming how you continuously bite the hand that feeds you, but what else can we expect? What else can anyone expect from such base creatures. You know only ingratitude and scurvy, whereas I am pure in both body and mind. I am your better, your superior, the alpha and omega, I am God and I will not be mocked by you because I embrace your mockery as another portent of my imminent Godhood.