Impress Me - Page 16 - Wrestling Forum : WWE, TNA, Debate League, Wrestling Videos, Women of Wrestling Forums
Reply

Old 09-06-2012, 02:29 PM   #151 (permalink)
Often Imitated, Never Duplicated
 
CHAMPviaDQ's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: A World Kissed by Fire.
Posts: 2,459
CHAMPviaDQ 31501 - 50000CHAMPviaDQ 31501 - 50000CHAMPviaDQ 31501 - 50000CHAMPviaDQ 31501 - 50000CHAMPviaDQ 31501 - 50000CHAMPviaDQ 31501 - 50000CHAMPviaDQ 31501 - 50000CHAMPviaDQ 31501 - 50000CHAMPviaDQ 31501 - 50000CHAMPviaDQ 31501 - 50000CHAMPviaDQ 31501 - 50000
Default Re: Impress Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Commodus View Post
Well, you should know better than to lie to the good people here. Because I have proof, sir. Proof of your poorly written apology and numerous, baffling attempts to sexually assault me. Here's your hero folks,



Not a pretty picture, is it?
! Called it.
__________________


CLICK THE SIGNATURE TO ENTER THE SUMMERSLAM POSTER COMPETITION

2013 Winner of Best Signature & 2013 GFX Poster of the Year
2012 Winner of Seabs' Heart & 2012 GFX Poster of the Year
CHAMPviaDQ is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 

Old 09-06-2012, 02:30 PM   #152 (permalink)
MOTHER....ING BEARSHARK
 
Gambit's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 4,607
Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Commodus View Post
Well, you should know better than to lie to the good people here. Because I have proof, sir. Proof of your poorly written apology and numerous, baffling attempts to sexually assault me. Here's your hero folks,



Not a pretty picture, is it?
Wow that is the fakest fake I have ever seen
__________________




Gambit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-06-2012, 02:32 PM   #153 (permalink)
Humbled
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Scotland / Wrestling Universe
Posts: 357
Whap Me Jungles 501 - 1000Whap Me Jungles 501 - 1000Whap Me Jungles 501 - 1000Whap Me Jungles 501 - 1000Whap Me Jungles 501 - 1000Whap Me Jungles 501 - 1000Whap Me Jungles 501 - 1000Whap Me Jungles 501 - 1000
Default Re: Impress Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Commodus View Post
I'm sensing a lot of negativity here, my man. So let me tell you something that may surprise you. Everything I wrote was spelled correctly, I don't know what crazy language you are accustomed to, but I assure you that I am perfectly capable of basic spelling.
...except for the ones that Anark mentioned?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Commodus View Post
You however are merely trying to provoke me into a confrontation which will doubtlessly end in your eventual humiliation.
Trust me, if there was a confrontation, you'd be tied up, bent over, and raped up the ass with a diamond-encrusted cock.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Commodus View Post
Do you honestly believe that in a million years you could step up to me and contend with myself in a battle of wits. Just look at how I have cowed the entire forum with one simple topic. They fear me because I have shined a glimmering light of shining glimmers on their shadows of dark inequity.
No, they mock you because you're a dumbass in doctor's clothing.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Commodus View Post
I am an educated man who knows exactly how to pry into the minds of lesser men, men such as yourself, and pick apart your thought process. if I chose to, I could convince you to rape a marmoset. I will not, but I want you to understand that i could do so if I had the inclination.
LOL, classic. Reminds me of this:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Commodus View Post
You simply do not possess the cranial capacity to understand either my genius or my infinite forgiveness and compassion.
...because neither exists in any shape or form?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Commodus View Post
There once was a fellow who you and your crude cohorts similarly maltreated. His name was Jesus Christ, and as a committed Christian I tell you now that he was a nobody and a peon compared to myself.
*coughbullshitcough*
Quote:
Originally Posted by Commodus View Post
He had to die to rise again, whereas I rise every day. And I rise more and more with every word of hate and spite you level against me. Why? Because your hatred turns me on.
Too much information...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Commodus View Post
I am your master, I am the master of everything that walks along this filthy earth
If so, they why have you not yet managed to smite me with a lightning bolt?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Commodus View Post
and you will never dictate to me the intricacies of the English language. I am the master of the English language and use it daily to improve the lives of you, the little people.
More like the master of thesaurus abuse.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Commodus View Post
Really, it's quite charming how you continuously bite the hand that feeds you, but what else can we expect? What else can anyone expect from such base creatures. You know only ingratitude and scurvy, whereas I am pure in both body and mind. I am your better, your superior, the alpha and omega, I am God and I will not be mocked by you because I embrace your mockery as another portent of my imminent Godhood.
And you say Bad Blood is a delusional paranoid schizophrenic.
Whap Me Jungles is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-06-2012, 02:34 PM   #154 (permalink)
Tangled Up In Purple
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: dirty old town, dirty old town
Posts: 3,581
Hollywood Hanoi 14001 - 14500Hollywood Hanoi 14001 - 14500Hollywood Hanoi 14001 - 14500Hollywood Hanoi 14001 - 14500Hollywood Hanoi 14001 - 14500Hollywood Hanoi 14001 - 14500Hollywood Hanoi 14001 - 14500Hollywood Hanoi 14001 - 14500Hollywood Hanoi 14001 - 14500Hollywood Hanoi 14001 - 14500Hollywood Hanoi 14001 - 14500
Default Re: Impress Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Commodus View Post
Maybe then you won't be mired in perpetual malaise and will actually take a stand when you see people being bullied and victimised.
When I eat at Subway, I request my BMT be mired in perpetual mayonnaise.

mmm hungry just thinking of that shit
__________________
Hollywood Hanoi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-06-2012, 02:37 PM   #155 (permalink)
Humbled
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: DEUTSCHLAND
Posts: 6,535
Patrick Bateman 5501 - 6000Patrick Bateman 5501 - 6000Patrick Bateman 5501 - 6000Patrick Bateman 5501 - 6000Patrick Bateman 5501 - 6000Patrick Bateman 5501 - 6000Patrick Bateman 5501 - 6000Patrick Bateman 5501 - 6000Patrick Bateman 5501 - 6000Patrick Bateman 5501 - 6000Patrick Bateman 5501 - 6000
Default Re: Impress Me

Puddle of Mudd
Patrick Bateman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-06-2012, 02:38 PM   #156 (permalink)
Shooting the birds down from the trees
 
BULLY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Salma Hayek.
Posts: 4,505
BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500
Default Re: Impress Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Commodus View Post
Well, you should know better than to lie to the good people here. Because I have proof, sir. Proof of your poorly written apology and numerous, baffling attempts to sexually assault me. Here's your hero folks,



Not a pretty picture, is it?
Is this what you've been reduced to? Well you're really letting your maturity level shine here sir. Yes I am capable of similar atrocities, but I don't pretend to be any kind of intellectual saviour or above anyone else. Although next to you I feel like Stephen Hawking.

The stupidity bar just got lifted folks. From Kelly Kelly fan, then Waz Perviz and now this. Some people just shouldn't be allowed to breed.
__________________
BULLY is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-06-2012, 02:39 PM   #157 (permalink)
________________
 
Anark's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 3,361
Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500
Default Re: Impress Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Whap Me Jungles View Post
Trust me, if there was a confrontation, you'd be tied up, bent over, and raped up the ass with a diamond-encrusted cock.
I don't have a diamond-encrusted cock, dude. I had that shit put in my ass. Doesn't affect my shitting but if I ever get cornered and held down by five large batty boys then they're gonna get a SURPRISE.

Also, I do want to tell you, but I just can't. I'm enjoying it too much. Forgive me.

Pray continue, Commodus.
__________________

Last edited by Anark : 09-06-2012 at 05:29 PM.
Anark is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-06-2012, 02:41 PM   #158 (permalink)
Moron
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 399
Commodus 101 - 250Commodus 101 - 250
Default Re: Impress Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by BULLY View Post
Yes I am capable of similar atrocities.
Like accepting money in exchange for giving me a blowjob behind Taco Bell?
Don't be discouraged by me rejecting you and consequently exposing your activities to the entire forum. This is actually very healthy, it means you can get help, you can actually go back home to your folks, get out of the city, get away from whatever pimp has forced you into this repulsive existence.
You have a chance to be free.
Commodus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-06-2012, 02:42 PM   #159 (permalink)
MOTHER....ING BEARSHARK
 
Gambit's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 4,607
Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500Gambit 8001 - 8500
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Commodus View Post
Like accepting money in exchange for giving me a blowjob behind Taco Bell?
You speaking from experience?
__________________




Gambit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-06-2012, 02:42 PM   #160 (permalink)
________________
 
Anark's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 3,361
Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500
Default Re: Impress Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by BULLY View Post
The stupidity bar just got lifted folks. From Kelly Kelly fan, then Waz Perviz and now this. Some people just shouldn't be allowed to breed.
I disagree.
__________________
Anark is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply



Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are On


VerticalSports
Baseball Forum Golf Forum Boxing Forum Snowmobile Forum
Basketball Forum Soccer Forum MMA Forum PWC Forum
Football Forum Cricket Forum Wrestling Forum ATV Forum
Hockey Forum Volleyball Forum Paintball Forum Snowboarding Forum
Tennis Forum Rugby Forums Lacrosse Forum Skiing Forums
Copyright (C) Verticalscope Inc Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.3.2
Powered by vBulletin Copyright 2000-2009 Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007, PixelFX Studios