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Old 09-06-2012, 01:48 PM   #131 (permalink)
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I admire him a great deal, actually. He renamed Rome after himself, renamed the senate after himself, he was a true Nietzschean.
Lol, wait so you dislike Carlin for being Godless yet you admire Nietzsche, who has called himself the Anti-Christ?
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Old 09-06-2012, 01:52 PM   #132 (permalink)
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Old 09-06-2012, 01:53 PM   #133 (permalink)
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Only if it had Ryback's face on the end of it.
I'm sure there is a joke to be made here about pink eye but it hasn't come to me yet.
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Old 09-06-2012, 01:54 PM   #134 (permalink)
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This guy has to be joking. By this OP I’m replying to below, I was 100% convinced he was joking. The ‘select phrases in German’ surely cannot be serious. But I’ve read the thread and if he is joking then he is certainly exhibiting some stamina when it comes to maintaining his gimmick.

So I’ll answer him, for the jokes, mostly because he seems to think he is some sort of fucking Saviour and I fucking hate arrogant fucking sods who do that.



Are you laying down on the floor or is this a bed rant? Oh, and reptilian only has one l, by the way.

You're welcome. I have no problem educating you as we go along. Do pay attention though. I hate it when they don't pay attention.



Peaceful discussion of wrestling is what happens in the wrestling sections. You’re in Rants. Pay attention, junior. School is in.



It’s scatological, by the way, not scatalogical. Scatalogical isn’t even a word. I hope you’re not just making this shit up as you go along.



The members of this forum do not just leer over, degrade and rate scantily-clad women. They leer over, degrade and rate scantily-clad men too. Have you ever watched wrestling? Most of them do it in their pants.

And oh, it’s masturbating, not masterbating. PM me your email address and I’ll send you a link to a good online dictionary.



He doesn’t have learning difficulties, you insensitive twerp. He’s a self-promoting, self-professed wrestling guru who is spamming this forum in order to publicise his Youtube account. He got rinsed for it and deservedly so.

You just insulted him a thousand times more than any inflatable wife jokes could have. See you in hell. I'll be the guy laughing his ass off and smoking a fat one with Satan.



As opposed to what, just holding it in your mouth forever?

I’ve vomited in my mouth plenty of times. Always found it kinda funny. Apart from that time I was fucking that chi- Well, you probably don’t need to hear about that.



I can speak select phrases in French and they’re better than the Germans because their women are hotter and they didn’t invent the Nazis.



So, while NASA and the culmination of human exploratory endeavour search for signs of life on Mars, you thought you would search for intelligent life on the internet? And your first foray was a forum where they discuss the various attributes of men in spandex pretending to fight?

Can someone please invent a smiley of that little yellow face thing laughing really hard and then falling off a chair? Cheers. Let me know when it’s done and I’ll edit it into this post.



I make no claim to be a worthwhile human being here. That’s what I do in real life. This is the internet, dickhead.

This. Is. Rants.



Learn how to spell, thicky bollocks. It’s either ‘explain’ or ‘explanation’, not both at the same time. Though I expect you are used to taking things at the same time. Things like big, fat cocks.


I await your EXPLAINATION (sic) as to why you claim to be intellectually superior but yet haven’t figured out how to use spell check.
I'm sensing a lot of negativity here, my man. So let me tell you something that may surprise you. Everything I wrote was spelled correctly, I don't know what crazy language you are accustomed to, but I assure you that I am perfectly capable of basic spelling. You however are merely trying to provoke me into a confrontation which will doubtlessly end in your eventual humiliation.
Do you honestly believe that in a million years you could step up to me and contend with myself in a battle of wits. Just look at how I have cowed the entire forum with one simple topic. They fear me because I have shined a glimmering light of shining glimmers on their shadows of dark inequity. I am an educated man who knows exactly how to pry into the minds of lesser men, men such as yourself, and pick apart your thought process. if I chose to, I could convince you to rape a marmoset. I will not, but I want you to understand that i could do so if I had the inclination. You simply do not possess the cranial capacity to understand either my genius or my infinite forgiveness and compassion. There once was a fellow who you and your crude cohorts similarly maltreated. His name was Jesus Christ, and as a committed Christian I tell you now that he was a nobody and a peon compared to myself. He had to die to rise again, whereas I rise every day. And I rise more and more with every word of hate and spite you level against me. Why? Because your hatred turns me on. I am your master, I am the master of everything that walks along this filthy earth and you will never dictate to me the intricacies of the English language. I am the master of the English language and use it daily to improve the lives of you, the little people. Really, it's quite charming how you continuously bite the hand that feeds you, but what else can we expect? What else can anyone expect from such base creatures. You know only ingratitude and scurvy, whereas I am pure in both body and mind. I am your better, your superior, the alpha and omega, I am God and I will not be mocked by you because I embrace your mockery as another portent of my imminent Godhood.
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Old 09-06-2012, 01:55 PM   #135 (permalink)
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Because that poll really matters.
Dude, be a little more sensitive, this is like telling a child that Santa is actually their fat uncle Frank in a costume.

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My apologies, dude. Looks like he's ignoring me anyway.

He's all yours.
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I'm sure there is a joke to be made here about pink eye but it hasn't come to me yet.
I'd say you're almost there.
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Old 09-06-2012, 01:56 PM   #136 (permalink)
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I'm sensing a lot of negativity here, my man. So let me tell you something that may surprise you. Everything I wrote was spelled correctly, I don't know what crazy language you are accustomed to, but I assure you that I am perfectly capable of basic spelling. You however are merely trying to provoke me into a confrontation which will doubtlessly end in your eventual humiliation.
Do you honestly believe that in a million years you could step up to me and contend with myself in a battle of wits. Just look at how I have cowed the entire forum with one simple topic. They fear me because I have shined a glimmering light of shining glimmers on their shadows of dark inequity. I am an educated man who knows exactly how to pry into the minds of lesser men, men such as yourself, and pick apart your thought process. if I chose to, I could convince you to rape a marmoset. I will not, but I want you to understand that i could do so if I had the inclination. You simply do not possess the cranial capacity to understand either my genius or my infinite forgiveness and compassion. There once was a fellow who you and your crude cohorts similarly maltreated. His name was Jesus Christ, and as a committed Christian I tell you now that he was a nobody and a peon compared to myself. He had to die to rise again, whereas I rise every day. And I rise more and more with every word of hate and spite you level against me. Why? Because your hatred turns me on. I am your master, I am the master of everything that walks along this filthy earth and you will never dictate to me the intricacies of the English language. I am the mast of the English language and use it daily to improve the lives of you, the little people. Really, it's quite charming how you continuously bite the hand that feeds you, but what else can we expect? What else can anyone expect from such base creatures. You know only ingratitude and scurvy, whereas I am pure in both body and mind. I am your better, your superior, the alpha and omega, I am God and I will not be mocked by you because I embrace your mockery as another portent of my imminent Godhood.
Ok what? Me cowering in fear? You are the one who will not fight back and ran away from me! No one is afraid of you.
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Old 09-06-2012, 01:56 PM   #137 (permalink)
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My apologies, dude. Looks like he's ignoring me anyway.

He's all yours.
He's been very selective about who he replies to, he's been avoiding my posts all night.

In reality he's just delaying the inevitable:
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Old 09-06-2012, 01:56 PM   #138 (permalink)
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I thought about spelling it "cum" but I thought that would be somewhat classless and IN YOUR FACE

get it
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Old 09-06-2012, 01:58 PM   #139 (permalink)
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He's been very selective about who he replies to, he's been avoiding my posts all night.

In reality he's just delaying the inevitable:
Like I said, you and me are on the same side. Why respond to you? You accepted my forgiveness, you bent the knee and kissed my ring. I have no quarrel with you because you are now and forever my bitch.
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Like I said, you and me are on the same side. Why respond to you? You accepted my forgiveness, you bent the knee and kissed my ring. I have no quarrel with you because you are now and forever my bitch.
Provide evidence, otherwise your words are as empty as your head.

Also Commodus, these homo-erotic fantasys need to end.
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