This guy has to be joking. By this OP I’m replying to below, I was 100% convinced he was joking. The ‘select phrases in German’ surely cannot be serious. But I’ve read the thread and if he is joking then he is certainly exhibiting some stamina when it comes to maintaining his gimmick.
So I’ll answer him, for the jokes, mostly because he seems to think he is some sort of fucking Saviour and I fucking hate arrogant fucking sods who do that.
You all need to listen to me, and you all need to wrap your tiny, reptillian brains around the concept that I'm laying down.
Are you laying down on the floor or is this a bed rant? Oh, and reptilian
only has one l
, by the way.
You're welcome. I have no problem educating you as we go along. Do pay attention though. I hate it when they don't pay attention.
You see, when I joined this forum I was under the impression that it was because we were all wrestling fans. Because we shared a similar interest and wanted to talk peacefully about that interest in a civil and calm manner.
Peaceful discussion of wrestling is what happens in the wrestling sections. You’re in Rants. Pay attention, junior. School is in.
And me? I'm more than willing to do that. I hope you understand that, because I am a good person, I am an honest person, maybe the last honest man on this whole forum. I am the only one here who has the guts to tell you people the truth, to tell all of you the hard truths that you have hidden away from, retreating from reality behind a wall of scatalogical jokes and pornography.
, by the way, not scatalogical
isn’t even a word. I hope you’re not just making this shit up as you go along.
Oh yes, the pornography. You didn't think I noticed, did you? Well, I did. I noticed how you leer over women, I noticed how you degrade them, rate them as if they were an object instead of a living, breathing creature. Do you know how pitiful it looks when you sit behind a wall of anonymity and insult a woman because of the size of her breasts or some imperfection that stops you from masterbating to her image? You are chauvinists, you are a fetid pool of sexist trash and if I had my way, each and every one of you would be violently penetrated in the fashion enjoyed by Socrates, Aristotle and all their heathen ilk.
The members of this forum do not just leer over, degrade and rate scantily-clad women. They leer over, degrade and rate scantily-clad men too. Have you ever watched wrestling? Most of them do it in their pants.
And oh, it’s masturbating
, not masterbating
. PM me your email address and I’ll send you a link to a good online dictionary.
Shame on you, shame on all of you. And shame on those who picked on a simple man, a kind man, a man with obvious learning difficulties who had absolutely no idea that you were ridiculing him. You think it's funny to pick on the mentally ill? You think it's brave and courageous to start a campaign of hatred against someone who does not have the wits to fight back? I think it's indicative of your vindictive, cowardly nature and serves as a withering condemnation of this entire forum.
He doesn’t have learning difficulties, you insensitive twerp. He’s a self-promoting, self-professed wrestling guru who is spamming this forum in order to publicise his Youtube account. He got rinsed for it and deservedly so.
You just insulted him a thousand times more than any inflatable wife jokes could have. See you in hell. I'll be the guy laughing his ass off and smoking a fat one with Satan.
Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are to humiliate someone who is far less fortunate and lucid than yourselves? I hope one day you see how disgusting your behaviour has been and on that day, upon reflecting on all the cute little sigs you made bearing his image and all the sniping jibes you made at his expense, I hope you vomit in your mouth and swallow the vomit, even though the taste of the vomit will only be one tenth of the bad taste that you have left in my mouth.
As opposed to what, just holding it in your mouth forever?
I’ve vomited in my mouth plenty of times. Always found it kinda funny. Apart from that time I was fucking that chi- Well, you probably don’t need to hear about that.
So, you like picking on people? You like easy targets? Well try it on me, try it on someone who is your intellectual superior, try it on a man who is more honest and sexually desirable to women than you will ever be. I am polite, cultured and can speak select phrases in German. I am the result of thousands of years of civilisation, whilst you all merely represent its regression into sexual depravity and the tragic days of the freak show.
I can speak select phrases in French and they’re better than the Germans because their women are hotter and they didn’t invent the Nazis.
I came to this forum hoping to find intelligent life, hoping against hope that I would finally find my equals, instead I am confronted by the same rampant idiocy I find rife in this Godless society you have all created.
So, while NASA and the culmination of human exploratory endeavour search for signs of life on Mars, you thought you would search for intelligent life on the internet? And your first foray was a forum where they discuss the various attributes of men in spandex pretending to fight?
Can someone please invent a smiley of that little yellow face thing laughing really hard and then falling off a chair? Cheers. Let me know when it’s done and I’ll edit it into this post.
But I give you one last chance to prove that you are worthwhile human beings, otherwise I will be forced to further heap scorn upon you, your ancestors and any descendants you may infect with your polluted genes.
I make no claim to be a worthwhile human being here. That’s what I do in real life. This is the internet, dickhead.
This. Is. Rants.
So in fifty words or less, I demand an explaination as to why the people of this forum deserve to live.
Learn how to spell, thicky bollocks. It’s either ‘explain’ or ‘explanation’, not both at the same time. Though I expect you are used to taking things at the same time. Things like big, fat cocks.
I await your EXPLAINATION (sic) as to why you claim to be intellectually superior but yet haven’t figured out how to use spell check.