I expect you to think this a jokey thread for you to make joke gift ideas. I was trying to get you to make a joke by trolling you into it. I don't have a girlfriend. I say a girl I work with. Taking rants to seriously mate
I'm not taking nothing serious you motherfucker. I am actually laughing as i'm typing. Also, you know what I think you should give your female friend? SOME LOVING if you know what I mean.