By the will of Chingis Khan - Page 7 - Wrestling Forum : WWE, TNA, Debate League, Wrestling Videos, Women of Wrestling Forums
Reply

Old 08-30-2012, 05:06 PM   #61 (permalink)
________________
 
Anark's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 3,365
Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500
Default Re: By the will of Chingis Khan

Quote:
Originally Posted by Catalanotto View Post
Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."

Black fella with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar and goes up to be served. The barman spots him and goes over, smiling and eyeing the parrot with interest.

"Where did you get that?" asks the barman.

The parrot says "Africa, there's millions of 'em."
__________________
Anark is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 

Old 08-30-2012, 05:15 PM   #62 (permalink)
________________
 
Anark's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 3,365
Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500
Default Re: By the will of Chingis Khan

Quote:
Originally Posted by Anark View Post
Black fella with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar and goes up to be served. The barman spots him and goes over, smiling and eyeing the parrot with interest.

"Where did you get that?" asks the barman.

The parrot says "Africa, there's millions of 'em."
It's a Bernard Manning joke (English racist comedian) who told it to Darcus Howe (former Black Panther) when Howe interviewed him about racist attitudes in Britain.

From 5.15 (though the video cuts out almost straight after and you can't see Howe stifling a laugh):



Racism can be funny, Walls. Anything can be funny. But that's the point. Anything can be funny.
__________________
Anark is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-30-2012, 05:21 PM   #63 (permalink)
I'm going to laugh when I'm buried alive
 
Walls's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 15,297
Walls 24501 - 25000Walls 24501 - 25000Walls 24501 - 25000Walls 24501 - 25000Walls 24501 - 25000Walls 24501 - 25000Walls 24501 - 25000Walls 24501 - 25000Walls 24501 - 25000Walls 24501 - 25000Walls 24501 - 25000
Default Re: By the will of Chingis Khan

I'm well aware anything can be funny, which is why I make fun of everything. I see humor in almost everything, at some point and time.
Walls is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-30-2012, 05:21 PM   #64 (permalink)
Lazy Generation
 
WillMark4NewJack's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Daytona Beach
Posts: 1,525
WillMark4NewJack 501 - 1000WillMark4NewJack 501 - 1000WillMark4NewJack 501 - 1000WillMark4NewJack 501 - 1000WillMark4NewJack 501 - 1000WillMark4NewJack 501 - 1000WillMark4NewJack 501 - 1000WillMark4NewJack 501 - 1000
Default Re: By the will of Chingis Khan

Nice Crass sig.
__________________
WillMark4NewJack is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-30-2012, 05:26 PM   #65 (permalink)
________________
 
Anark's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 3,365
Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500Anark 20001 - 20500
Default Re: By the will of Chingis Khan

Quote:
Originally Posted by Walls View Post
I'm well aware anything can be funny, which is why I make fun of everything. I see humor in almost everything, at some point and time.
Yet somehow failed to notice any in the My Friend's Mother is A Cunt thread and yet again posted another 'Oh, aren't I superior' post.

You wanna call me a tard, bike fight boy, you better back your shit up. Go tell another story where you inadvertently point out the perpetrators were black and then claim it was coincidental.

When you talk about the Nazis, do you point out they were white?
__________________
Anark is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-30-2012, 05:39 PM   #66 (permalink)
Tangled Up In Purple
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: dirty old town, dirty old town
Posts: 3,586
Hollywood Hanoi 14501 - 15000Hollywood Hanoi 14501 - 15000Hollywood Hanoi 14501 - 15000Hollywood Hanoi 14501 - 15000Hollywood Hanoi 14501 - 15000Hollywood Hanoi 14501 - 15000Hollywood Hanoi 14501 - 15000Hollywood Hanoi 14501 - 15000Hollywood Hanoi 14501 - 15000Hollywood Hanoi 14501 - 15000Hollywood Hanoi 14501 - 15000
Default Re: By the will of Chingis Khan

I don't care if someones a racist or a nazi, but being an Avenged Sevenfold fan is unforgivable.
__________________
Hollywood Hanoi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-30-2012, 06:12 PM   #67 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 1,776
Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000
Default Re: By the will of Chingis Khan

Quote:
Originally Posted by Walls View Post
No, they aren't. They have said it themselves that they are hard rock and they are. Pretty sure the guys know what type of music they play and have gotten rich as fuck off of.
Musicians aren't always right. Many bands (Liturgy being a good example) will market their music as something else, when really it falls within conventions we all know. A7x is no different.
Hard rock gets you stuff like this:







Because a7x has hardcore influenced rhythms and melodies (metalcore has roots in hardcore), along with a reliance on a 1, 2 punch vocal wise (harsh over melodic vox), they fit within metalcore.

Here is what metalcore gets you:





Hear the similarities? Musicians may write the music but (sadly) that doesn't always equate to knowledge of musical history.
Svart is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-30-2012, 06:31 PM   #68 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 1,776
Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000Svart 1501 - 2000
Default Re: By the will of Chingis Khan

On topic, some good shit to check out:







Svart is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-30-2012, 06:38 PM   #69 (permalink)
Shooting the birds down from the trees
 
BULLY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Salma Hayek.
Posts: 4,505
BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500BULLY 17001 - 17500
Default Re: By the will of Chingis Khan

Type O Negative \m/ RIP Peter Steele
__________________
BULLY is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-30-2012, 06:59 PM   #70 (permalink)
Little Poppa Pump
 
Zankman Jack's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Serbia
Posts: 2,160
Zankman Jack 1001 - 1500Zankman Jack 1001 - 1500Zankman Jack 1001 - 1500Zankman Jack 1001 - 1500Zankman Jack 1001 - 1500Zankman Jack 1001 - 1500Zankman Jack 1001 - 1500Zankman Jack 1001 - 1500Zankman Jack 1001 - 1500Zankman Jack 1001 - 1500
Default Re: By the will of Chingis Khan

"Hard rock" is really a different beast these days, eh.

Five Finger Death Punch. When you say "rock", that is what I think of.
Or "metal", that works for me as well.
__________________
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/063/e/2/curt_hawkins_by_guilhermefaraco-d4rqwcn.png

Quote:
Originally Posted by Elstro1988 View Post
Really, really enjoyed this week's Superstars. Honestly, the fans who are too snobbish to watch it, dismissing it as 'Jobberstars' really miss out.
Quote:
Originally Posted by -Extra- View Post
This post really makes you too smart for a '12er, doesn't it? Your new join date is 2008.
Zankman Jack is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply



Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are On


VerticalSports
Baseball Forum Golf Forum Boxing Forum Snowmobile Forum
Basketball Forum Soccer Forum MMA Forum PWC Forum
Football Forum Cricket Forum Wrestling Forum ATV Forum
Hockey Forum Volleyball Forum Paintball Forum Snowboarding Forum
Tennis Forum Rugby Forums Lacrosse Forum Skiing Forums
Copyright (C) Verticalscope Inc Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.3.2
Powered by vBulletin Copyright 2000-2009 Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007, PixelFX Studios