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Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."

Black fella with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar and goes up to be served. The barman spots him and goes over, smiling and eyeing the parrot with interest.

"Where did you get that?" asks the barman.

The parrot says "Africa, there's millions of 'em."

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post #62 of 115 (permalink) Old 08-30-2012, 06:15 PM
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Black fella with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar and goes up to be served. The barman spots him and goes over, smiling and eyeing the parrot with interest.

"Where did you get that?" asks the barman.

The parrot says "Africa, there's millions of 'em."
It's a Bernard Manning joke (English racist comedian) who told it to Darcus Howe (former Black Panther) when Howe interviewed him about racist attitudes in Britain.

From 5.15 (though the video cuts out almost straight after and you can't see Howe stifling a laugh):



Racism can be funny, Walls. Anything can be funny. But that's the point. Anything can be funny.

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I'm well aware anything can be funny, which is why I make fun of everything. I see humor in almost everything, at some point and time.
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I'm well aware anything can be funny, which is why I make fun of everything. I see humor in almost everything, at some point and time.
Yet somehow failed to notice any in the My Friend's Mother is A Cunt thread and yet again posted another 'Oh, aren't I superior' post.

You wanna call me a tard, bike fight boy, you better back your shit up. Go tell another story where you inadvertently point out the perpetrators were black and then claim it was coincidental.

When you talk about the Nazis, do you point out they were white?

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I don't care if someones a racist or a nazi, but being an Avenged Sevenfold fan is unforgivable.

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No, they aren't. They have said it themselves that they are hard rock and they are. Pretty sure the guys know what type of music they play and have gotten rich as fuck off of.
Musicians aren't always right. Many bands (Liturgy being a good example) will market their music as something else, when really it falls within conventions we all know. A7x is no different.
Hard rock gets you stuff like this:







Because a7x has hardcore influenced rhythms and melodies (metalcore has roots in hardcore), along with a reliance on a 1, 2 punch vocal wise (harsh over melodic vox), they fit within metalcore.

Here is what metalcore gets you:





Hear the similarities? Musicians may write the music but (sadly) that doesn't always equate to knowledge of musical history.
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On topic, some good shit to check out:







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Type O Negative \m/ RIP Peter Steele

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"Hard rock" is really a different beast these days, eh.

Five Finger Death Punch. When you say "rock", that is what I think of.
Or "metal", that works for me as well.

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