Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: On the Rocks with a Bitch and a Bottle
Re: People still have ™ in their names?
Taylor Swift looks like Master Splinter's blueprint for the perfect woman. She's awfully gerbil-esque. I mean, I'd still skullfuck her, but I don't think it's out of the realms of possibility that one or both of her parents were rodents. And I don't mean that as an insult.
Rihanna's probably a pain in the cunt, but I'd absolutely pulverise her gump. Fuck a big forehead. I have it on good authority she likes her lovers to punch it, anyway. She has ridiculous hair, sure, but, like, fuck it. Pull it or some shit. Choke the bitch. She digs all that.