Why I choose to eat ramen noodles raw
Because revenge is a dish best served cold, also plus cuz we ain't got the stove.
My favorite snack is un-popped tarts. Yes I don't pop my tarts. Gooey filling? Disgusting.
Back to the noodles, you just chomp at the brick untill there is nothing left.
Now here's the spoiler. if you don't like somebody, when they are not looking, put a few sprinkles of cayanne pepper into their drink. It will teach them a lesson not to mess with you and is a harmless prank unless they are alergic to it ofcourse. How many have tried this?