Swinging that big red sack full of motha ....in JOY~!
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: A WINTER WONDERLAND
Right, I'm building a stable for Rants!
Right, the time has come!
I've been thinking of building a stable for ages. It's what needs to happen.
Spoiler for Stable - had to really do some thinking for this:
It's for my poor horse 'Rants', I've had 'Rants' for a very long time and he's always trying to escape, silly cunt! He's a race horse that has seen better days.
Now I was thinking something along the lines of...
I took him to get checked out at the vets last night and he wasn't looking too good, he said he had a headache so I gave him an aspirin. He looked at Rants and then back at me. I was worried about my precious horse so I asked the vet...
"Will I ever be able to race Rants again?"
The Vet replied...
"Yes, of course and you'll probably beat him!"
The bad news is Rants had to have his back legs removed and he fucking beat me in the race...You know why? Cause he's still fucking fast as fuck.
He's as good and fast as he's always been, even with 2 legs.