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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 08-08-2012, 02:14 PM Thread Starter
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The last 24 hours have been pure hell

I am fucking shattered. Know why? Because I just had the worst post-holiday return of all time.
I came back from a French holiday and landed in Prestwick Airport to begin the long journey north. Sleeping in a cramped shitty family car with three screaming food vacuums was certainly not easy let me tell you.
But my problems don't stop there, because our car fucking breaks down when we pull over to rest the driver. To make matters worse, the nearest breakdown service doesn't do 24-hour call outs. At all. So we have to sit in a lump of useless metal for another SIX FUCKING HOURS. Thank fuck for Football Manager on iPad.
When the lazy cunt eventually arrives to tow us away, we're taken to some fucking garage that says it'll take more hours to deal with it. So we're treated to a long sit outside a Premier Inn, with Lenny Henry's face staring at us all the time. When the car's finally fixed, and we can drive off, I genuinely cannot sleep because I'm so tired.

I just arrived back here at about 12, and I'm glad that's over. Next year, remind me not to go on holiday.
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post #2 of 18 (permalink) Old 08-08-2012, 02:20 PM
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Re: The last 24 hours have been pure hell

lol at your definition of pure hell


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post #3 of 18 (permalink) Old 08-08-2012, 02:21 PM
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Naw, diddums.
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post #4 of 18 (permalink) Old 08-08-2012, 02:31 PM
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Another phegget 12er.

Nothing new.

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post #5 of 18 (permalink) Old 08-08-2012, 02:40 PM
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Suck it up buttercup, soldiers losing their lives everyday, people dying by the minute of various ailments, you traveled and had a vehicle breakdown

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post #6 of 18 (permalink) Old 08-08-2012, 02:43 PM
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Fuck you. You just got back from a holiday from France and you're complaining? Spoilt brat.

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post #7 of 18 (permalink) Old 08-08-2012, 03:07 PM
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I am fucking shattered. Know why? Because I just had the worst post-holiday return of all time.
I came back from a French holiday and landed in Prestwick Airport to begin the long journey north. Sleeping in a cramped shitty family car with three screaming food vacuums was certainly not easy let me tell you.
But my problems don't stop there, because our car fucking breaks down when we pull over to rest the driver. To make matters worse, the nearest breakdown service doesn't do 24-hour call outs. At all. So we have to sit in a lump of useless metal for another SIX FUCKING HOURS. Thank fuck for Football Manager on iPad.
When the lazy cunt eventually arrives to tow us away, we're taken to some fucking garage that says it'll take more hours to deal with it. So we're treated to a long sit outside a Premier Inn, with Lenny Henry's face staring at us all the time. When the car's finally fixed, and we can drive off, I genuinely cannot sleep because I'm so tired.

I just arrived back here at about 12, and I'm glad that's over. Next year, remind me not to go on holiday.
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Re: The last 24 hours have been pure hell

If it makes you feel better, when I went to France the trip back had no problems at all.

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post #10 of 18 (permalink) Old 08-08-2012, 05:21 PM
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Fuck you. You just got back from a holiday from France and you're complaining? Spoilt brat.
That, and the fact that you just happened to have an iPad on hand was convinient enough.

How much did this misfortune cost you overall? Because if not a lot, you really shouldn't get yourself in such a state, sugarcube.

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