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**#1 Hater** · 08-07-2012, 05:30 PM

Time to start working out!!

Go from this...

To this...

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1. Do 5000 crunches a day. If you feel pain, ignore it. If you feel like you're about to die, grow some balls.

2. Drink 600 oz. of water a day. Don't listen to the rumors. You won't die.

3. Go out naked. Confidence is key. No one will laugh. In fact, the opposite sex will take notice in your confidence and you'll be irresistible.

**SmokeAndMirrors** · 08-07-2012, 05:33 PM

Losing weight increases camera quality I see.

**Jammy** · 08-07-2012, 05:33 PM

**Frooot** · 08-07-2012, 05:34 PM

I have a gut, but not necessarily fat, so this doesn't apply to me, but...

How does this belong in here?

And why aren't you gone yet?

And what are you?

And why?

GetStokedOnIt · 08-07-2012, 05:37 PM

OP should start writing banner ads. You have a knack for it.

**#1 Hater** · 08-07-2012, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andersonasshole900

Losing weight increases camera quality I see.

Yes. The skinnier, the winnier.

**ROUSEY** · 08-07-2012, 05:49 PM

Is that an electric fan on the edge of her bath tub?

Safety first, slag.

**SmokeAndMirrors** · 08-07-2012, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mozza

Is that an electric fan on the edge of her bath tub?

Safety first, slag.

She's blonde so it's not surprising.

cyrus_cesar · 08-07-2012, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cena's 1# Hater

Time to start working out!!

Go from this...

To this...

____________________________________________________

1. Do 5000 crunches a day. If you feel pain, ignore it. If you feel like you're about to die, grow some balls.

2. Drink 600 oz. of water a day. Don't listen to the rumors. You won't die.

3. Go out naked. Confidence is key. No one will laugh. In fact, the opposite sex will take notice in your confidence and you'll be irresistible.

Or you could just try drugs. I heard that heroin thing takes the weight right off

**Hypno** · 08-07-2012, 05:59 PM

10/10 for the gif, would bang, she's got curves in the right places. By right places, I mean all the places.