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Old 08-02-2012, 04:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default My job is so fucking creepy...

I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.


The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.


But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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Old 08-02-2012, 04:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahaha, great stuff man, repped all the way.

I was going to ask you:
"Haha, what job do you do? How would you describe yourself?"
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Old 08-02-2012, 04:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Jinkies!
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Almost burst out laughing at the end. That was funny as hell, OP.
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So...

...you're Freddie Prinze Jr.?
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I've read this before.
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Old 08-02-2012, 04:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Man, that sounds like one awesome sitcom.
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Smells like copypasta.
I took 20 seconds to search on google.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=40544671
http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1701548

Edit: Lol scooby doo. Atleast you tried, sorry.

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Smells like copypasta. Yes, complete copy past.
I took 20 seconds to search on google.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=40544671
http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1701548

I can find a dozen more links. What a fucktard.
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Aww, oh well, still funny. Thanks for sharing, I guess.
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