I would like to accept your apology but unfortunately I am a complete and utter fucking cunt.
However, I do appreciate a man who is capable of realising the error of his ways and I am in need of a minion.
Thus, I am going to give you a task and upon its completion you will the receive my full protection in these here Rant realms, unless you should stray unto the wilderness of buffoonery once again and then you're on your fucking own.
The task is thus: fetch The Livid One for me. Have him start a Rant thread attacking me and all that I stand for. He has me blocked at this current time, or so he would have me believe, so you will be required to convince him to unblock me so that he can read me DESTROYING HIS FAT FUCKING FACE.
I trust you will prosper in your duties. It pains me to allow this Livid One to continue breathing without realising the utter disdain in which I hold him. Fare thee well, young SeanmooseO'Whatsyourface.