hold up, Froot is Scottish, just found out through the pictures thread he's 16, following my completely made up forum law that all Scottish people are alike on here (The me/Andy rule) we can look at me circa 2008 to see that in roughly 4-5 months Froot shall have a mental breakdown and start referring to himself as THE REAL FUCKING FROOT.
Nick, get your trolling boots on, you've got a job to do.
Not really. They sound too much like something Roald Dahl would invent.
Oompa loompa doopa dee do
I got another puzzle for you
What do you get when a poster is a cock?
what do you get when he thinks he's a hot shot?
I must tell you in any other place
He'd be taken out back and shot. in. the. face