I'm sorry to all you hairy females out there (Rated R, Jose, AndersonAsshole included) but you'd think these Olympians would whip out the Schick Quattro or Bic simple shavers for an event that comes around once every four fucking years. I have to watch Williams brothers every three months at Grand Slams, stinking it up with their hideous scent and now I have to watch this shit. And you'd think if you were in Weightlifting, where the whole world is going to see your armpits, you'd shave just for the camera's. I mean, look at this ape:
Here's an idea you hairy slut, get some laser hair removal surgery or just stay home. You wear the Australian uniform, but in my heart, you are a failure.