Ha, I would never fight Rated R. I would feel bad, it wouldn't be fair. Plus, him getting choked unconscious would only serve to heighten his anger towards the world and he may switch to beating non-gay kids as well.
I don't think you took in his retard strength into consideration.
My Irishness has nothing to do with it. I'm just thankful the only red hair I have is my beard and even that's a lighter red. And I would take 3 mins out of my day to choke him unconscious in the sun, as I would cut through him like butter and then he'd feel like the kid getting beaten for once.
I think Rated R beats small kids in his off time. I don't know if this is true or not but I'm going to start that rumor. I think that's how he found out how easy it is to harm them. I think he has a small children pet cementary-like set up in his back yard. Or his parents back yard, rather, as he still lives with them and has to hide his weed, lest he get in trouble.