I'M SO SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT! AS I SAID IN http://www.wrestlingforum.com/women-...-gifs-raw.html
THAT THREAD, I'M A FUCKING PENGUIN SO I COULDN'T HAVE A WANK TO THOSE PICTURES OF AJ.
How do you think us penguins feel missing out on such things as masturbation and a decent sex life? Have you seen how us penguins have sex? We all look the same anyway, so how the fuck do you expect me to be attracted to another penguin? You men get women that you can have sex with, hot, fucking women! We get penguins. It's not fair, why the fuck was I made like this? Why weren't you humans. I'm standing here, in the fucking cold, typing this up, while you humans are at your beautiful goddamn houses, living like kings with your heaters and blankets. Has anyone tried to do anything about? No, jackshit has been done about it! You create this global warming, it is warming us up, but it's killing us at the same time dipshits! My brother was killed yesterday because the fucking ice melted. I'm sick of it! Why is no one doing anything about it? You goddamn selfish bastards, you think about those Polar Bears and make all these television shows about them, maybe us, the little fucking guys would like some attention for once! Oh wait, you DO give us attention but it's in these stupid fucking animated movies that are full of shit! You say us penguins can dance or surf to entertain your fucking kids, what about OUR fucking kids!?! Us Penguins plan on doing something about it though! No longer will we be frozen, no longer will we be unable to masturbate, and no fucking longer will we be standing out in the cold! Soon we will be the ones making a living, with our nice jobs, cars and houses while you humans are freezing to fucking death! Want to know why? Because I, Aw Smash the proud bloody penguin is forming an alliance that will take all you humans down! You'll be the ones with no houses, just crappy homes in the snow. You'll be the ones eating those shitty fishes while we'll be living like fucking kings! We WILL take all you human's down. Us penguins are now rising to the top, and there's nothing you can do to stop us. Eat shit humans, we're coming for you!
All you can do to stop us rep me and send me credits that us penguins will use smartly. If you don't do this, we'll get the fucking pandas and koalas on you!
PISSED OFF FUCKING PENGUIN OUT!