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English Teaching (had this rant for a while now...)

First thing. I noticed, when I was away for a week, you made a few threads, "James Curran", "Kelly Kelly fan", etc, about users who really fuckin' piss you off. I have to wonder, why aren't you making a thread about me? I mean, I'm not just an idiot, I'm a complete CUNT. Surely you'd hate me more than those little nine-year-old bitches? I'm feelin' I need to do something just to make you hate me more and really contend for Worst Poster of the Year . But that's gonna come. For now, just be happy with my latest rant.

And now to the rant. Why does anyone have to learn English as a subject at school? Basically all you need to learn is how to spell and that's about it. You don't need to know what figurative language is or how to use a rhetorical question. You will never encounter that in your everyday life.
Unless you want to be a novelist. Fucking novelist, writing shitty books that are laughed out of the publishing house. Living only on coffee and spending all your money on a better MacBook when you only need to FUCKING WORD PROCESS ON IT. Your partner left you because you can't make money for shit, and you're so depressed becausee your fucking parents abandoned you cause you're a stupid homo. No thanks.
Or maybe you want to review books? Maybe you want to focus on shit like foreshadowing and climax, like you learned from that talentless bitch at college? Maybe you want to focus on the details no one gives a single fuck about? No one who reviewed any of the Harry Potter books was taken seriously. You know why? Because mindless fucks were already drooling over them and buying them in their swarms. They don't give a flying bull cock raining jizz from its planet-sized bell end about any of that shit, they just wanted to know what happened to Harry, and they wanted to see who dies or if he ends up fucking Hermione or the other hot bitches. THE CASUAL READER DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK. GET A CLUE.
Or perhaps be a public speaker? None of the cocksuckers listening to a speech are actually paying a micro-dick's worth of attention, you might as well be calling them blue-waffle cunts and they wouldn't care. Unless you want to be a professional boredom merchant who gets up everyone's dickhole, be a fucking senator or MP or whatever your country's equivalent is. You can say what shit you want, if the leader agrees with it. You could come out masturbating to gay porn and then cut the opposition leader's balls out, if the Powers that Be approve. That sounds a much better bet. You still make shit speeches, but at least you control the fucking LAW.

So basically, you want to make the effort in English, Literature or whatever? Be prepared to waste your fucking life and never get your ass laid, all because YOU END UP WITH THE WORLD'S GAYEST JOBS!
Fuck all of you. Cunts.
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 06-24-2012, 12:59 PM
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Re: English Teaching (had this rant for a while now...)

I'll be honest..
I've never even noticed you post before.
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Re: English Teaching (had this rant for a while now...)

what was the point of "stupid homo"?
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Re: English Teaching (had this rant for a while now...)

You are a fucking imbecile.

That is all.

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Re: English Teaching (had this rant for a while now...)

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And now to the rant. Why does anyone have to learn English as a subject at school? Basically all you need to learn is how to spell and that's about it. You don't need to know what figurative language is or how to use a rhetorical question. You will never encounter that in your everyday life.
Unless you want to be a novelist. Fucking novelist, writing shitty books that are laughed out of the publishing house. Living only on coffee and spending all your money on a better MacBook when you only need to FUCKING WORD PROCESS ON IT. Your partner left you because you can't make money for shit, and you're so depressed becausee your fucking parents abandoned you cause you're a stupid homo. No thanks.
You know most good paying jobs require you to write proficiently, right? Say owning a pizza store, sending out flyers:
2 Large, 2 topping pizzas for 16.99,
or
2 Large, 2 topping Pizzas for 16.99 each

without a little bit of grammatical knowledge, that's stupid. Or any office job ever. Writing a presentation or report for your boss. Saying:
"The project was a complete success" ---meaning you're finished
or
"The project is a complete success" ----meaning you're still working on it

Proper grammar is used so much for all sorts of jobs, in ways you'll (specifically OP) never know. auto correct won't catch shit like that.

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The grammar in that post was terrible.


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damn, i was hoping this was a rant on english teaching in the football academies after the shite euro game

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You're an idiot. You clearly have no idea of the skills that are required to be successful in everyday life.
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English is good it helps me make up lyrics for my rap group; the insane clown possee



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