Started out with the same uneasiness, no way I was going to jam Krull the Conqueror into the Pit of Doom but women can be pretty damn persistent.
So this genius shifts during a spooning exercise to get me off the Yellow Brick Road & instead detoured me down Skid Row. No lube, no warning, full thrust. A once lovely evening ended with me in the waiting room of the local Urgent Care trying not to look at anyone while she explained just why she was bleeding from her anus. Loudly.