The worst part is knowing somebody in this thread who is the Worlds biggest virgin ever and they're chatting complete crap.
"Every man's heart one day beats its final beat, his lungs breath their final breath. And if what that man did in his life, makes the blood pulse through the body of others, and makes them believe deeper in something larger than life, then his essence, his spirit, will be immortalised by the storytellers, by the loyalty, by the memory, of those who honour him and make whatever the man did live forever."
I might hover around for a bit, but I doubt this will be a lengthy stay or anything. Just stumbled upon the forums last night randomly and decided to browse. I'm here out of boredom. I'm sure once things pick up this summer I'll be out again.
Location: Attending the Funeral of the Lion of Lannister
Re: Anal Sex (a gay thread)
Started out with the same uneasiness, no way I was going to jam Krull the Conqueror into the Pit of Doom but women can be pretty damn persistent.
So this genius shifts during a spooning exercise to get me off the Yellow Brick Road & instead detoured me down Skid Row. No lube, no warning, full thrust. A once lovely evening ended with me in the waiting room of the local Urgent Care trying not to look at anyone while she explained just why she was bleeding from her anus. Loudly.
==The Red Viper climbs The Mountain at the behest of The Imp.==