Location: (972)-Laugh_At Haters That Spend-Too Much time on the internet GotNoLief
Re: Best Ownage!
Headliner, while you sit there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave this site due to a permanent ban, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I donít hate you, K. I donít even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people around here.
I hate this idea that youíre the best African American on this site. Because youíre not. Iím the best. Iím the best on the internet. Thereís one thing you were better at than I was... and thatís kissing Rajah's ass.
Youíre were almost as good as kissing Rajah's ass as David was. I donít know if youíre as good as David though. Heís a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
Whoops! Iím breaking the rules Nitemare wrote 5 years ago!
I am the best African American poster user in the world.
Iíve been the best since day one when I signed up for this message board. And Iíve been vilified and hated since that day because BabyBoy saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. Thatís right, Iím a BabyBoy guy. You know who else was a BabyBoy guy? Kaneanite. And he split just like Iím splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Kaneanite is Iím an African American and he's a Canadian.
Iíve grabbed so many of Headliners brass rings that itís finally dawned on me that there just that, theyíre completely imaginary. The only thing thatís real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost seven years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this board, on making rants, even in Be the Booker! Nobody can touch me!
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, Iím not on your lovely little administration, Iím not included in conversations in the chat box. Iím barely promoted. I don't get to be in rant arguments. Iím certainly not in any crappy EPW e-fed roleplay threads. Iím not on the poster of any of the May poster competitions in the graphics section. Iím not on anyone's signature hate list. Iím not on Klebold TV. Iím not on Ampline4life's talk show. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
This isnít sour watermelon. But the fact that j_Merce is a Super Moderator and Iím not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are laughing at this thread right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because youíre the ones who kissed Headliner's ass the night I was banned. Youíre the ones that recieve red rep from me. And then at five in the morning while I'm asleep, you try be clever and red rep me back because you're too lazy to come at me with a valid argument as to why you didn't deserve that negative reputation!
Iím leaving this forum for good. And hell, who knows, maybe Iíll go post on /wooo/. MaybeÖIíll go back to PW.
Hey, amanda, how you doing?
The reason Iím leaving is you people. Because after Iím gone, youíre still going to kiss that racist Headliners ass. Iím just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Rob Laidlaw is going to make money despite himself. Heís a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why heís not a billionaire? Because he allows this nappy headed, greasy fingered, fat lipped, man-tittied, douchebag nigguar, Headliner, whoís going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and Iíd like to think that maybe this board will better after Headliner is killed in his sleep. But the fact is, itís going to be taken over by that idiotic bitch Amber B and his doofus current co-admin and the rest of this stupid administration.
Let me tell you a personal story about Headliner alright. We do this whole MSN Conversation about why whites are the superior race an...
The fuck? YPG hating on 12ers. Why are we still frenemies?
As long as there's a Triforce, there will be a Zelda;
as long as there's a prosperous kingdom, there will be an evil bent on destroying it;
and as long as there's an oppressive force threatening Hyrule, there will be a boy...
in a green tunic, silver shield, and magic blade to stand against it.