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**The Lizard** · 06-20-2012, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Daddy Curran

At least she had goals for you though.

I remember my friend got put on punishment the whole winter by his mom because he screwed up on his first report card. At first me and my cousins were kinda hurt cause we all played video games together, but looking back she did him a favor since blacks don't mess with cold weather anyway.

James:

-Your mother is to have dinner ready by 8, no later than 8:30.
-When I tell you to come down stairs and eat, you will say ok, pause your video game immediately and come down to eat. If you say you'll be down in a few minutes, and you stay up there, me coming upstairs to get you will not end well.
-If I catch you messing with Daddy's stuff it's an automatic whopping. I will give you the opportunity to go outside and pick your own stick to get beat with.

Can you also tell James to stop bullying me? I can't survive this torture much longer, he need to be taught a lesson from his new father figure.

**Froooot** · 06-20-2012, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Daddy Curran

-Don't talk back. I will smack the shit out of you in a heartbeat.

That made me chuckle way harder than it should have.

Also, please wait until about the age of 15 to sign up here. I was once like you on another forum, years ago, and by-fucking-god do I hate looking back at those posts. So annoyingly naive, so confident that everyone will love what I post and do. Just such an embarrassment to myself and every thread I posted in. Don't make the same mistake kid.

***Headliner*** · 06-20-2012, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by GOON

Will you behead him if he misbehaves?

Nah blacks don't believe in killing their kids. We just believe in threatening them to an inch of their lives.

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Originally Posted by The Lizard

Can you also tell James to stop bullying me? I can't survive this torture much longer, he need to be taught a lesson from his new father figure.

James do not start shit with other people. Now, if someone picks a fight with you, you better kick their ass. If you lose the fight, I will drag your ass right back to the kid and force you to fight him again.

**Kling Klang** · 06-20-2012, 01:08 PM

Headliner is james dad?James is mixed race tough call if your racist.

**CamillePunk** · 06-20-2012, 01:13 PM

I was all wrong about Headliner. Look at him trying to turn around a troubled youth's life by stepping in as his surrogate father.

This shit right here is getting me emotional. Fuck.

JoseDRiveraTCR7 · 06-20-2012, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Enziguri

Headliner is james dad?James is mixed race tough call if your racist.

James will probably grow up to be a Uncle Ruckus and tell everyone that he has revitiligo.

**Skyfall** · 06-20-2012, 01:17 PM

You need to add:
-If you drastically misbehave, you're going to get your head chopped off.

Johnny_XTREME · 06-20-2012, 01:23 PM

I never looked much in the 'rants' section, but now I see.. It's awesome.

Btw. where is James when you need him? This thread loses so much when he's not posting constantly.

**The Lizard** · 06-20-2012, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny_XTREME

I never looked much in the 'rants' section, but now I see.. It's awesome.

Btw. where is James when you need him? This thread loses so much when he's not posting constantly.

He'll be off beheading a newborn somewhere.

**BANKSY** · 06-20-2012, 01:26 PM

I imagine this is similar to James Curran's life.