Re: James Curran.
Ok James. I realize your problem. You need a father figure.
Your issue with blacks is now about to come full circle. As of this very moment, I am your daddy. Now, since you've ever had a black father, (who has they're never around :jay2) I am going to lay some ground rules that I expect you to follow.
-No swearing, or any type of vulgar language.
-You are to be in bed by 10pm. Don't let me catch you on the computer after 10pm.
-You are to do all chores in and out of the house.
-Every Saturday Morning Daddy listens to old school R&B throughout the house. It will be loud, and daddy will be dancing around the house. Do not try to alter the sound in anyway.
-Don't talk back. I will smack the shit out of you in a heartbeat.
-You better show me your homework every night before you go to bed.
-If a teacher has to call the house to discuss your behavior I will embarrass you in front of all your classmates at school.
-If I am in the bedroom with your mother, do not knock on the door unless you are potentially dying.
-If your mother is screaming in the bedroom. Do not knock on the door. She's not dying or in danger. She's getting banged out by Daddy.
-You are to wash daddy's car once every five days.
If I think of anything else I'll let you know.