Don't any of y'all have him on screwbook or myhole or whatever the fuck other modern technological wonders Cambodian politicians use to hit on German pre-teens? Surely he can't have completely disappeared off the face of the earth. I mean, shit, if he hasn't updated his facebook or whatever in the last however many months then it's probably safe to assume he's decided to leave mainstream society and live his life in prayer and contemplation. BxB Monk.
FWIW, if I was tasked with finding this little slut I would've found him already. I found Role Model in a week after he'd been gone for 8 whole months.