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Old 06-14-2012, 01:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default How Much Of A Wanker Are You?

This is a rant about Masturbation.

Masturbation is known under various names, jerking off, wanking, choking the lizard, jerking the gherkin etc.
Whatever name you call it, for the single male at least it is somewhat of a necessity.
It can be used for many things, winding down after a hard day at work, relaxing or to get rid of that build up aggression you may feel after someone called you mean names.
Speaking for myself, I need to do it at least once a day, or I could well end up murdering someone.
But doing it too much I believe is unhealthy and really limits your chances of getting a girlfriend if you're just batting off all the time. Also you may like your hand so much you may not want to replace it with a girlfriend.
But I digress.

In your opinion what is an acceptable number of times a day to beat off?
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Old 06-14-2012, 01:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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From the title I thought you meant wanker as in asshole, bastard, cunt etc. To which the answer for me is very.
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Old 06-14-2012, 01:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Before my girlfriend 3 times a day BUT since my girlfriend and i got together it's more like 3 times a day.
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Old 06-14-2012, 01:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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what the fuck...another awful thread (even by Rants standards) by this tryhard?
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Old 06-14-2012, 01:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Wanker? What the fuck language is that? Sounds like something from the land that gets down under.
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Old 06-14-2012, 01:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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because it is you mong
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Old 06-14-2012, 01:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i come from a land down under
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what the fuck...another awful thread (even by Rants standards) by this tryhard?
I agree.
I would even go so far as to say terrible.
Honestly I don't think you've ever said anything I haven't agreed with.
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Man I'm gonna have to get rants into standards again. More work for me I guess.

Hmm what should I rant about*thinks*? Maybe Lines. Everybody hates those.
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Man I'm gonna have to get rants into standards again. More work for me I guess.

Hmm what should I rant about*thinks*? Maybe Lines. Everybody hates those.
Unless they're lines of coke.
I love those.
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