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06-13-2012, 03:09 PM
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Moron
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 110
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PAMTIM
Please allow me to introduce myself...
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been spanking asses a long, long year
Spanked many a man's soul to waste
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his spanking of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Spanked his ass and sealed his fate
Pleased to spank you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game???????
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a spank
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia spanked in vain
I rode a spank
Held a general's spank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies spanked
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(Woo woo, woo woo)
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they spanked
(Woo woo, woo woo)
I shouted out,
"Who spanked the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me
(Woo woo, who who)
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid spanks for all you troubadours
Who get spanked before they reached Bombay
(Woo woo, who who)
Pleased to spank you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
(Who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
(Who who, who who)
Pleased to spank you
Hope you guessed my name!
Last edited by Small Potatos : 06-13-2012 at 03:14 PM.
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06-13-2012, 03:26 PM
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I'm kneeing you in the back, gurl
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 14,566
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Re: PAMTIM
I am not impressed by your performance.
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06-13-2012, 07:22 PM
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Man With No Name
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Highway 61
Posts: 5,639
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Re: PAMTIM
Possibly the worst gimmick I've ever seen on this forum.
I rode a spank
Held a general's spank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies spanked
I did laugh at this just because it makes no sense at all, at least some of the rest did. I feel like a cunt for laughing at it though.
Fuck you for ruining a great song you prick!
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06-13-2012, 07:26 PM
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Moron
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 110
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Re: PAMTIM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BUBZ
Possibly the worst gimmick I've ever seen on this forum.
I rode a spank
Held a general's spank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies spanked
I did laugh at this just because it makes no sense at all, at least some of the rest did. I feel like a cunt for laughing at it though.
Fuck you for ruining a great song you prick!
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You laughed because you sympathized with the devil! And it will make sense in due time. The spanking will all make sense in due time. |
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06-13-2012, 07:31 PM
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Little Poppa Pump
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Serbia
Posts: 2,160
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Re: PAMTIM
Sta pamtis?
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Originally Posted by Elstro1988
Really, really enjoyed this week's Superstars. Honestly, the fans who are too snobbish to watch it, dismissing it as 'Jobberstars' really miss out.
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Originally Posted by -Extra-
This post really makes you too smart for a '12er, doesn't it? Your new join date is 2008.
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06-13-2012, 07:37 PM
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Hey, Leroy.......YOU WARMED UP YET???
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Washington D.C.
Posts: 5,806
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Re: PAMTIM
I SMOKED A BOX OF BLUNTS FOR BREAKFAST!!!
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06-13-2012, 07:42 PM
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DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON THE WOLF PACK
Join Date: May 2010
Location: PDX
Posts: 5,469
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06-13-2012, 07:56 PM
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HEATLES
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: The bunker of liberty
Posts: 3,021
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Re: PAMTIM
awful rants debut.
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People who are good:
Rand Paul
Brothers CamillePunk and Redead
Wade Barrett
Bryce Harper
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06-13-2012, 08:03 PM
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Little Poppa Pump
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Serbia
Posts: 2,160
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Re: PAMTIM
Thanks for the rep, but, lol, Spankman Jack?
WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE???
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Originally Posted by Elstro1988
Really, really enjoyed this week's Superstars. Honestly, the fans who are too snobbish to watch it, dismissing it as 'Jobberstars' really miss out.
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Originally Posted by -Extra-
This post really makes you too smart for a '12er, doesn't it? Your new join date is 2008.
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06-13-2012, 08:05 PM
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It's MY beer!!!
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 2,584
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Re: PAMTIM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Walls
I am not impressed by your performance.
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"Hogan, You and I are gonna talk out here tonight, Because brother, I'm pissed off. And you don't want to piss off someone wearing a thousand dollar shirt, two-thousand shoes, a five-hundred dollar gator belt, and just happens to have 2 Hall of Fame rings. You don't not want to piss off the Wrestling God, the one and only, Nature Boy, Whoo!"
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