Originally Posted by Elstro1988

Really, really enjoyed this week's Superstars. Honestly, the fans who are too snobbish to watch it, dismissing it as 'Jobberstars' really miss out.

Originally Posted by -Extra-

This post really makes you too smart for a '12er, doesn't it? Your new join date is 2008.

Originally Posted by Small Potatos

Please allow me to introduce myself...
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been spanking asses a long, long year
Spanked many a man's soul to waste

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his spanking of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Spanked his ass and sealed his fate

Pleased to spank you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game???????

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a spank
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia spanked in vain

I rode a spank
Held a general's spank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies spanked

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(Woo woo, woo woo)

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they spanked
(Woo woo, woo woo)

I shouted out,
"Who spanked the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me
(Woo woo, who who)

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid spanks for all you troubadours
Who get spanked before they reached Bombay
(Woo woo, who who)

Pleased to spank you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
(Who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
(Who who, who who)

Pleased to spank you
Hope you guessed my name!

Originally Posted by Walls

I am not impressed by your performance.

Originally Posted by BUBZ

Possibly the worst gimmick I've ever seen on this forum.

I rode a spank
Held a general's spank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies spanked

I did laugh at this just because it makes no sense at all, at least some of the rest did. I feel like a cunt for laughing at it though.

Fuck you for ruining a great song you prick!

Originally Posted by Small Potatos

You laughed because you sympathized with the devil! And it will make sense in due time. The spanking will all make sense in due time.

Originally Posted by Zankman Jack

Sta pamtis?

Originally Posted by Trouble Trouble

I SMOKED A BOX OF BLUNTS FOR BREAKFAST!!!

Originally Posted by Chainsaw Charlie

Originally Posted by GOON

awful rants debut.

Originally Posted by Zankman Jack

Thanks for the rep, but, lol, Spankman Jack?

WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE???

Originally Posted by Cena's #1 Fan

Originally Posted by YESYESYES

Mick Jagger is not impressed.

Originally Posted by CamillePunk

Pam Tim? Two first names? What a geek.

Originally Posted by Wave Of Mutilation

You're a fucking piece of shit.

Originally Posted by Small Potatos

Mick Jagger would suck the cock of the OP aka ME! Alright!!! You understand???

~OH~

I see your point...

Originally Posted by LINK

We should call you TOTS. You fucking bitch!

Originally Posted by Headliner

Here's a little somethin' bout a nigga like me
never shoulda been let out the penititary
Ice Cube would like ta say
That I'm a crazy mutha fucka from around the way
Since I was a youth, I smoked weed out
Now I'm the mutha fucka that ya read about
Takin' a life or two
that's what the hell I do, you don't like how I'm livin
well fuck you!
This is a gang, and I'm in it
My man Dre'll fuck you up in a minute
With a right left, right left you're toothless
And then you say goddamn they ruthless!
Everwhere we go they say [damn!]
N W A's fuckin' up tha program
And then you realize we don't care
We don't just say no, we to busy sayin' yeah!
To drinkin' straight out the eight bottle
Do I look like a mutha fuckin role model?
To a kid lookin' up ta me
Life ain't nothin but bitches and money.
Cause I'm tha type o' nigga that's built ta last
If ya fuck wit me I'll put a foot in ya ass
See I don't give a fuck 'cause I keep bailin
Yo, what the fuck are they yellin

Gangsta, Gangsta!

Ayeeeee!!!!

Originally Posted by CamillePunk

OH BABY YOU
YOU GOT WHAT I NEED
BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND
YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND

Originally Posted by ZigglerMark83

red repped...just because i wanna see the rhyme he writes about "why dafuq m i so red?!"

Originally Posted by j.konig

Originally Posted by The Winning One™

Originally Posted by haribo

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's some red rep
So go cry, maybe?

Originally Posted by Virgil_85

OP was TL;DR, but I take it PAMTIM is something similar to FIGJAM?

Originally Posted by Cloverleaf

Pan-American Tim?

Originally Posted by Evolution

I've got to say I'm not completely against this. One of the better Rants debuts we've had in a while.

Originally Posted by YESYESYES

I'm not sure how I feel.

Originally Posted by RevolverSnake

Franceska Jaimes

Originally Posted by YESYESYES

So this is a riddle?
This is a parody of sorts of "Sympathy of the devil" you made reference to being around the times of Jesus.
There is a lot of Spanking....
I'm going to take a stab and say you are Satan. (also known as Lucifer or the devil)

Originally Posted by Zankman Jack

"Rant debuts"?

This forum is weird.

Anyways, in my language "Pamtim" basically means "I remember".

Originally Posted by GetReady2Fly

I can make a better thread.

Originally Posted by LINK

"Spank me OH great poster of Hyrule"

That was the lovely gift I found in my CP today. Thanks TOTS

Originally Posted by I AM SlaM

Billy Corgan thought he was a poet too...

Time makes fools of us all. :shrugs: