Location: I can run but I can't hide and I must justify, the way I live my life, until the day I die. I live within these gates. I cannot go against So I must see it through, There's nothing left to do!
Spoiler for An email I received from Stone Cold Steve Austin:
thanks for watching and listening all these years.
im pretty damn unorganized, myself. luckily my wife
is an organizational wizard. if it wasnt for her, i dont
what the fuck i would do.
So this is a riddle?
This is a parody of sorts of "Sympathy of the devil" you made reference to being around the times of Jesus.
There is a lot of Spanking....
I'm going to take a stab and say you are Satan. (also known as Lucifer or the devil)