thanks for watching and listening all these years. im pretty damn unorganized, myself.
luckily my wife is an organizational wizard. if it wasnt for her, i dont what the fuck i would do.
So this is a riddle?
This is a parody of sorts of "Sympathy of the devil" you made reference to being around the times of Jesus.
There is a lot of Spanking....
I'm going to take a stab and say you are Satan. (also known as Lucifer or the devil)